Monday, 10:00 pm

myhopemyangel: What's up?
??
are you dead?

You couldn't believe he had the audacity to text you after making out with your arch enemy Junmi near the lockers that day. You were so upset your test went like shit even though you had studied so much. The worse thing wasn't that he made out with someone, he had every right to. The worst thing was, she was using him just to get on your nerves because she knew you had a thing for him. And he was letting her use him.

me: you sure have a nerve!

myhopemyangel: What are you talking about

me: i saw you!

myhopemyangel: What? How? I didn't go out today!

me: you were snogging Junmi near the lockers!

suddenly i don't like you anymore!

so i'm not replying you again!

myhopemyangel: How many times do i tell you i'm not him!

me: who are you?

myhopemyangel :

me: ...

myhopemyangel: what?

You didn't understand. Was that really the guy you had been texting? He looked somewhat familiar? Was he a celeb? With these looks, he probably was. But you weren't well informed about famous people so you really couldn't tell. He looked like some character right out of anime or manga. you changed his name in your phone.

me: is that you?

animeprince: Yeah, why?

me: wow

ahem ahem

animeprince: WHAT

me: woowww

animeprince: Would you say something other than that.

me: give me some time to comprehend it.

HOW IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE

ADZSFHGCGKUFG

animeprince: What?

me: FOR SOMEONE TO LOOK SO GOOD!

Tell me, which app did you use to make yourself look like that?

This is photoshopped, isn't it?

animeprince: It's just a random selfie i took a moment ago

me: like....
no.
you're too good looking to be real.
what's your name?

animeprince: What's yours

me: i asked first

animeprince: Renoir.

me: what kind of name is that?

animeprince: A code name.

me: what are you?

a celebrity?

animeprince: Not really but...

me: i don't like this one
give me some other name

if it doesn't have to be real anyway 

animeprince: Vincent Van Gogh

me: what are you?

a vampire?

choose another one!

animeprince: That's the name of an artist, not a vampire.

But..

Okay, call me V

me: V?

why V?

i'm supposed to be V!

you should be D  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You changed his name in your contacts yet again.

V: Are you for real??

smh

What's your name?

me: i'm betty

V: Hello betty

me: won't you ask me for my real name?

V: nope

Instead, send me your picture

If you want to.

me: okay

it's a sexy one so delete it after you see it, alright?

me:

V: Honestly?

me: ok ok wait.

You looked through your phone for your best selfie or photo and picked one. Then you pressed 'send' nervously.

V: You're... 

me: what?

V: Cute.

me: ???

V: I thought you'd look kind of weird...

But you're a lot better.

me: 

V: Are you mad about me thinking you're cute?

me: As long as I look better than your girlfriend

◉_◉

V: I don't have one

me: no way!

how's that even possible?

are you gay?

V: No

me: impotent?

V: Stop

me: got undescended melons?

V: Will you stop it?
Geez!

 I just... don't have one, okay?

me: 

V: Why?

me: 😉

ttyl

A/N: 

R.I.P my chat stories because wattpad.