Friday, 12:45 am

Sexypsycho: Heyy sexy

me:

Sexypsycho: Did you figure out what to do to make him "happy?"

me: Almost 😌

Sexypsycho: So you booked a room at some motel ;)

me:

Sexypsycho: ???

me: Stop worrying your genitals about our life

I got it covered

Sexypsycho: My genitals?

me: normal people think with their brain

so I would tell them to stop worrying their brains

but since you seem to think with...

Sexypsycho: I can't with you

me:

Sexypsycho: So I was just trying to help you

by telling you something

me: I asked him to bring someone special along

And it will be perfect ❤️

Sexypsycho: Who?

His junior?

😂

me:

Sexypscho: Anywayt,

He likes this one thing

It's called

Sax

me: everyone likes that.

wait

what?

Sexypsycho: A saxophone

me: where am I supposed to get that from?

Sexypsycho: I d k rob a bank

me:

Sexypsycho: What's wrong with you today?

*particularly wrong

me: It's Friday

Sexypsycho: Ah...

It's your meme day🙄

me: Shit this bitch knows even that 😱

Sexypsycho: Anyway

So you can thank this handsome oppa after you're done with your date

Sexypsycho:

me:

Sexypsycho: 🤣

Why do you hate me so much?

It was me who made that date happen!

me: Your grammar needs help

Sexypsycho: YOUR WHOLE LIFE NEEDS HELP

I mean look who's talking!!

You don't even bother with upper case

me:

Sexypsycho: WHY AM I HEARING THIS SHIT ABOUT JAMS ALL THE TIME FML!!!

I GOT YES JAMS OKAY!

me: Enjoy them for your breakfast then 🙄

Sexypsycho: Anyway

Listen

me: go on

Sexypsycho: Taehyung doesn't have to know tat we're acquainted

*that

me: wtf are you even talking about

which reminds me, why haven't I told him already?

Sexypsycho: Because then you'll have to tell him how we first met

When you were trying to ditch him

And I had to drag you to him

Sexypsycho: Had I not done that

He would have waited, um...

How long for you?

I'm sure he never experienced getting stood up on a date before

me:

And there goes his name to....

Sadist: Well

Good bye

Hope to see you soon love 😘

me:

You had a bad feeling that this won't be the last time you got blackmailed by him.

A/N #2:

I think the daily updates are taking toll on the quality of this ff so I might need a bit of time for the next chapter, i.e THAT SPECIAL SUNDAY DATE!