me: WHAT TO DO ON A DATE THAT CAN MAKE A GUY HAPPY

Squidward: Where did you hit your head?

me: 🤬

Squidward: Why do you wanna know?

me: I'm going out on a date

Squidward: Who is the unlucky guy?

me: uh...

kim taehyung?

Squidward:

me: 

Squidward: Since it's an imaginary date you can do whatever you like 🤷🏻‍♂️

me: It's

not 

imaginary!

Squidward: So you wanna say that the mighty Kim Taehyung has got nobody left on earth to date other than you?

me: FINE!

Let's just forget who I'm going out with...

Squidward: Yeah 'cause nobody is going out with you.

😂

me: What if you go out on a date 

what can the girl do to make you happy?

Squidward: Stop

You're making me uncomfortable!

me: Is that because you've never been out on a date?

😂🤣

Squidward: No 

it's because every guy has one thing that makes him super happy

And you're not allowed to do that

Okay?

me: what is that thing?

Squidward: you're not allowed to do that anyway

So no need to tell ya

me: Ah, I get what you're talking about

but!

who says I can't?

I'm a legal adult I can do whatever I want'

Squidward: Nope

You can not!

me: I'm nineteen?

Squidward: Not even when you're ninety!!

me: It's so useless to talk to you

you're such a bitch!

Squidward: So are you

BITCH!

me: fvker!

That's it. You don't need anyone's help. You made up your mind. You'll do some brain storming later on it, but one thing was confirmed. This will not be a date for two but three actually. You smiled as you devised half of the plan.

A/N:

Double update because it's King Namjoon's Birthday!

Thank you so much for working so hard for us Army!

We love you!