me: dfsgv jfyydmhdmfgh

Sexypsycho: What now

me: I asked Taehyung on a date

Sexypsycho: And?

me: and I d k what to do

Tell me

what does he like?

Sexypsycho: Orchestras

Operas

Gucci

Everything you can't afford 😂

me: fuck you

I was planning something fun for him

like you know street food tour

me: or theme park

but he doesn't like crowds

what should I do

Sexypsycho: Book a hotel room and bang

me: you dont understand!

I want it to be special

Sexypsycho: What can be more special than having your cherry popped 👉🏻👌🏻

me:

 me: you know what

I'm just going to block you

again

Sexypsycho:  You know you need me cupcake 😏

me: I hate you so much

Sexypsycho: Fuck with me anytime babe

me: ugghh you're such a dick

Sexypsycho: The question is, do you want it?

me: I d k why am I still talking to you

Sexypsycho: How about we meet up and discuss this important matter?

me: no way in hell

Sexypsycho: I'll pick you up from your school

Where is it?

me: it's in hell

so make sure to go there!!

Sexypsycho: Uhhh

I've a busy schedule lets talk another time

me: Please tend to your schedule

I'll try not to pass away without you 🙄

Sexypsycho: You're funny 😂

I like you.

me: I don't like you tho

Sexypsycho: 😂

Ttyl Sweetie 😘

me: unless it's about how I  make Taehyung happy on a date

don't bother.

Bye

A/N: 

I'm sorry I'm updating short chapters but I'm trying to update everyday.