me: What kind of disfuking respect is this

me:

Tae❤️: Language, young Missy!

me: YOU GON STOP WHEN OUR CORNEAS ARE BURNT A CRISP OR WOT?

WE CAN'T HANDLE THIS BEAUTY FOR FRUCK'S SAKE

Tae❤️: Are you scared someone else is going to steal me from you?

😏

me: haha nope

no hoe got it in her to catch my manz 😌😌

me: I'm just worried about all thos ovaries doing somersaults after seeing these photos

Dam Taehyung, you're the only human who looks dis fine even in newspaper photos

😍😍😍

Tae❤️: So

I've been thinking

I don't want our child named Billy.

me: noooo

why would you say that?

billy is such a cute name!

me: my uncle had a horse called Billy

He grew up to be such a manly guy;

me:

Tae❤️: I can see where your attraction for horses comes from.

me: Billy was was a horny horse tho

more like a HOErse

made every mare in the village pregnant

me: thank goodness they only had 3 mares at the time

but by the time he finished the village was exporting horses

hence proved this name brings fertility-aluck

Tae❤️: Gosh diddly darn it Y/n

There is a difference between horses and humans!

me: FINE

you choose

it better be a good one or I'm throwing hands

😑

Tae❤️: Let me think

Chi?

me: 🤯🤯🤯

me:

me: HOW DID YOU EVEN COME UP WITH THIS

LIKE THINK OF IT

KIM-CHI

me: KIMCHI!!

HERE KIM CHI HAVE SOME KIMCHI

Kim Chi did you eat your kimchi?

And when you ask where is kimchi?

I'm gon b like which one 😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂🤣

Tae❤️: True

You can name the other four.

me: my my

it's like you wanna be billy the horny HOErse in this relationship

( ಠ ͜ʖಠ)

Tae❤️: Not true.

Because I'm only going to make you pregnant

No one else gets to have my babies.

me:

Tae❤️: And would you stop talking about animals and horses?

Geez.

me: 🥺

papu

*papi

me: why?

I thought you liked horses!

I saw a video of yours riding one.

Tae❤️: 😑

me: Fine

What do you want me to talk about?

Tae❤️: About moving in with me

So I can wake up to that cute face of yours every morning

me: EEEEEEEERGGGGG

noooo

I drool when I sleep

Tae❤️: I know

And

It's the cutest thing in the world 🙂

So when are you moving in with me?

It wasn't the first time you were blushing like crazy, and it won't be the last time either. You had been in a relationship for quite some time now and he still managed to do it. He still managed to give you those butterflies whenever you saw him and these crazy, hot moments where you found your cheeks burning even when with the smallest gestures and things said through texts. Was that because he was your soulmate? Was that how true love felt? Would you still feel the same when you move in with him and seeing him becomes your daily routine?

me: ghmdchgsrjbhj

I don't know okay I'm going bed

bye

Tae❤️: Alright

I'll ask you when I get back to Seoul.

Try to make up your mind about it angel.

Good night ❤️

A/N:

I L D K WOT I'M DOING HERE BUT SINCE Y'ALL WANTED AN UPDATE....

P.S: This book has reached 2.9 million reads omg 🤯 i l y all why you spoiling me lik dat I'm cri 💜💜💜