unkown: Congrajulations! 

You have won a special invitation to dinner with the famous singer/dancer Park Jimin!

Please confirm by replying "I love Park Jimin!"

Received :11: 10 pm

Friday, 11:30 pm

unknown: Reply soon or you'll loose this chance!

me: first of all, I don't even know any "famous" Park Jimin.

Second of all, what did I even do to win this dinner thingie?

I don't remember entering any contest?

unknown: uh...

I'll get to you in a minute.

Friday, 11:43 pm

unknown: Do you want it or not? 

There are girls out there who'd do anything to have Park Jimin look their way!

me: Can I sell this thing to one of those girls?

How much do you think they'll pay me?

unknown: 🤨

me: look, if you are a scammer,

let me save your time by telling you that

I'm totally

completely

100% broke.

me: You can give me a loan though,

I'll pay it back without interest in like eight years or something.

No, you can't sell my organs if I fail to pay you back.

Instead you can take my father's clinic.

unknown: 🤦🏻‍♂️

me: yeah I'd be disappointed too

if I were you

unknown: do you really

like

don't know me?

me: um...

no?

unknown: 

Oh damn, he hot. But having an aggressive chat with your brother had put you in offensive mood.

me: Gawd jeez 

what's the deal with all that eyeliner?

ParkJiminthefamousone: I'm a celebrity?

a normal girl would notice my jawline though 😑 

me: 

me: now let's get to business

where did you get my number?

ParkJiminthefamousone: uh...

can we not talk about that?🤐

because...

it was wrong.

me: ???

ParkJiminthefamousone: what I did

 but

I just couldn't control myself.

me: what do you want

ParkJiminthefamousone: I wanna know more about you

I wanna be friends.

me: famous people aren't my thing

bye

ParkJiminthefamousone: can I get nudes though?

I'll send you mine 😸

me: 

ParkJiminthefamousone: but you're... 

doing it.

with him??

And that's how you blocked a famous Park Jimin.

A/N:

I know this is confusing but it will get clear in the coming chapters so please bear with me :)