Monday, 2:30 am

me: OH MY GAWWWWDDD

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You there? please tell me

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Taetoo: What happened??

??

Are you okay?

me: I have an intruder over here!

Taetoo: What?

But...

Should I call the police or something?

Answer me dammit

I'm worried!

me: its more serious than what police can handle

Taetoo: ??

How so?

me: Its a cricket.

Taetoo: ??

me: it's like a bug

Taetoo: you are making so much fuss about a bug?

me: ITS NOT JUST A BUG!

IT WAS A CRICKET! 

WITH THE HEAD OF A COACKROACH!

Taetoo: What?

How's that possible?

me: idk maybe a cockroach dated a cricket

and then BOOM!

Taetoo: ...

  You and your weird ideas...

me: I'm literally scared to death!

Taetoo: What were you doing up at 2 on a weekday anyway?

me: 

https://youtu.be/FHn4RH53P6g

Taetoo: What on earth...

me: I know you smiled :)

Taetoo: I did.

me: I SAW THAT THING AGAIN I'M DYING IT'S GONNA KILL ME

Taetoo: If you keep on behaving like that

I will come over to your place.

me: you don't know where I live 

😒

Taetoo: It's not hard for me to find out

me: are you like a stalker?

(ʘᗩʘ')

Taetoo: No

I just have my...

resources.

me: whatever

as if I would believe you

but just know that I love you

incase that thing kills me

Taetoo: Okay.

me: I wish it leaves and goes to someone who's tired of their life.

I don't wanna die.

Taetoo: Send it over then

me: what?

Taetoo: Someone who's tired of their life.

That's me.

me: Hey Tae..

Taetoo: Hmm?

me: what's wrong?

Taetoo: Nothing.

me: I know there is.

Tell me.

Taetoo: It's...

I'm just a bit down.

You looked at the message. A few years ago when your brother had left home, you had felt the same things. Sadness upto a point where one feels insane. You hated the idea of someone having to go through that so without a thought, you called him.

K.T.H: Um... hi?

Whoa. That voice. It was so deep and melodious like if your ears had tastebuds, it would feel like chocolate. Hearing him was literally some high class ear porn.

YOU: Uh...Are you okay?

K.T.H: I think so.

YOU: Do you wanna hear a joke?

Shit that was lame but his voice was doing things to you.

K.T.H: Okay

YOU: Do you like sleeping?

K.T.H: Yeah but...

YOU: Me too! Let's do it together!

You could hear him chuckle a bit on the other side.

K.T.H: That wasn't a joke, it was a very cheesy pick up line but okay, sure.

Daeng.

YOU: Hey.

K.T.H: Hmmm?

YOU: I'm here for you. You can talk to me about anything you want. And I'm never getting off your back whether you like it or not!

K.T.H: Y/n-ssi! You are making me fall for you, without having any intentions of falling for me. I won't allow that, got it?

That voice was already killing you, but the dark, sexy tone he used for saying that specifically ,was the last straw and ended the call, trying not to scream and wake up the neighbours. You texted him instead.

me: Taehyung-ssi

if you think I'm making you fall for me,

why don't you try and make me fall for you?

Taetoo: I don't know how to

but I'll try.

me: I'll tell you how

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You need to 

show

me

your

D

I

Taetoo: STOP!

me: C

Taetoo:

me: ...

Hello is this 911?

My emergency? 

Well, a bitch is dying here.

Taetoo: :)

And you changed his name again.

me: STOP-BEING-FUCKING-RUDE!

me: I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS DISRESPEKT!

how could you do this to me!

Taebae: Good night

me: Thanks for giving me my new wallpaper!

You changed your wallpaper and sent him the screenshot.

me: And you're gone again 😡

okay.

good night!