me: HELPEU

Chimin: Heyyyyyyyyy

me: i need to discuss something with u

Chimin: I'm all ears  🍆🍆🍆

me: that's ...

Not the ears...

Chimin: Okay don't you dare tell me which one to use

I can use whichever I want

😤

me: ...

I was just saying!

Chimin: Really?

You wanna do this?

To a tired and stressed and horny man?

me: ???

me: wtf even?

Chimin: 🙄🙄🙄

So what do you want HELPEU with?

me: Taehyung's birthday is around the corner🥳🥳🥳

And I wanna do something special for him 🥰

Chimin: That's pretty simple.

me: book a hotel room and bang?

Chimin: wtf?

No

Look

Don't do that!!!

Chimin: He'll think you're too easy

Look

He's gonna loose interest in you if you have sex with him right away

Plus you don't have any experience

me: Whoa whoa whoa

Hold up!

I was just referring to what you once told me to do to make my date with him special

Chimin: ...

Yeah but it was different that time

Oh dear Lord, here he goes again!

me: Okay

No.

Chimin: What is it so special about him anyway?

me: i know you're trying to find a flaw with him

and point it out but you know there isn't one 😏😏😌

Chimin: Let me start then!

#1: He's serious and on mute all the time to the point it frustrates others

(A/N: *Muffled laughing voices from author and audience *)

#2:His abs are nothin' compared to mine

me: are thou talking shit about...

Chimin: I'm just comparing him to...

Even if Taehyung was the love of your life, you had to admit. There was no comparison possible 'cause both of them were beautiful men both in and out.

me: WHATEVER

Chimin:

Chimin: HAH!

I'm gonna beat you at your own game of memes!!

me:

Chimin: Alright, listen hoe.

me: okay so all of a sudden i'm the hoe

Chimin: you always were

me: tru doe

Chimin: Anyway

I was saying

Chimin: You don't have to do anything special

Or should i say you won't get a chance to

'Cause his moma is gonna throw this lavish part for him

Chimin: And important people from all over the world will attend

Plus since it will be Christmas and New year and everything else you can think of at that time of year

You can forget about having him to yourself on his birthday

So how about i come over

And we bang 😉

me:

Chimin: Come on, I'm cute 😛

me: I've to think of something myself

AS USUAL YOU USELESS THWAT

Chimin: *Thot

me:

Chimin: That's exactly what I'm talking about 🤗

me: Not me but you can always bang with the cockroach headed cricket😡

Chimin: What is that?

Hey?

Chimin: Where did you go?

Don't leave me!

I thought we were friends???

me: *Thot

*insert evil smirk*

Chimin: Silly you 😂

Good night 😘😘

me: You too

☺️☺️