donghyuck: wanna date?

renjun: i'm married.

donghyuck: any problems in said marriage?

renjun: no.

donghyuck: open to polyamory?

renjun: nope, we're good.

donghyuck: damn.. please, i can even be your butler.

renjun:

renjun: are you okay-

donghyuck: no. im coming up with a plan to steal you.