A/N

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Sunshine can kiss my ass. Also whoever decided school starts at 9:00 can kiss my ass. And lastly my irritating roommate can kiss my ass.

"Wakey, wakey!"

"Shut up Nate!" I yelled back.

"Time to get up!" My annoying roommate known as Nate screamed as he threw to curtains open further.

"The fucking sun you ass!" I screeched, quickly pulling the blankets up to cover my face.

Seriously, fucking Nate.

"Tsk, tsk, so vulgar..." Nate scoffed.

"What's new?" I asked rhetorically.

"Good point." He sighed. "This doesn't mean I'm letting you skip class so I can suffer alone."

The covers were yanked off of me quickly before a pair of sunglasses struck me between the eyes.

"Dude! What the fuck?!" I yelled at him, rubbing my face. "Get your skinny ass over here so I can kick it!"

"Nope!" He cheekily replied, dashing out of the room.

I bolted out of bed, finding motivation in the thought of wringing that asshole's neck. I grabbed a grey shirt, black sweatpants and a black sweater from my closet before slipping on my shoes, putting on my sunglasses and grabbing my wallet.

Nate was waiting by the door, smiling smugly as he twirled the dorm key around his fingers.

"Glad to see my plan worked." Nate said, smirking.

"Why you little-" I started.

"Save your insults for someone more deserving and hurry up!" Nate scolded.

"Fuck you." I mumbled.

"Sorry buddy, I don't swing that way!" Nate said cheerfully before rushing out the door.

Now then, I suppose I should explain a bit. My name's Jake, I'm twenty, in my first year of university and still single. Nate, is my asshole roommate, although I see him more like my mother because of his attitude.

"Hurry up slowpoke! In case you haven't noticed we haven't had breakfast yet and I still want us to have enough time before class to grab bagels!" Nate yelled, breaking me from my train of thought.

Oh yeah, Nate has an unhealthy obsession for bagels. All kinds of bagels.

"I'm not slow, just tired." I retorted.

"That's what they all say." He replied, crossing his arms. "Tell you what, first one to the cafe makes the other pay!"

"The fuck man?! You know I'm broke!" I yelled after the blur of orange, yes orange. His hair is dyed bright orange.

"Snooze you loose!" Nate yelled back as he disappeared into the crowd.

I growled as I chased after Nate through the streets, getting weird looks from the people around as I chased my roommate.

Once I finally got there I had my hands on my knees and was bent over, huffing and puffing. Nate's hand snaked into my pocket and pulled out my wallet waving it in front of my face.

"Looks like I eat for free!" Nate cheered.

"My money..." I whined, not caring about the strange looks I recieved.

"Sweet bagels!"

Nate skipped, literally, to the counter, immediately placing an order that could easily make me broke.

"What do you want Jake?!" Nate yelled over to me.

"A blueberry muffin, medium coffee, and maybe a side of sanity?" I replied.

"Sanity what's that?" Nate replied, the scary thing being he actually looked confused.

"Nevermind, just get me food." I said, shaking my head.

Nate got a paper bag full of bagels and handed me a small bag and my coffee, also giving me my very light wallet back.

"How much was the total?" I asked hesitantly.

"Oh it was forty dollars!" Nate replied nonchalantly, pulling out a bagel and biting into it.

"W-what?!" I exclaimed, sinking down to my feet. "Why me? Why me?"

Nate tilted his head as he looked at me, bagel still hanging out of his mouth. He looked like a puppy, not the cute kind, the kind that look cute but are dumber than a sack of rocks.

"What's the matter Jake?" He asked. "You look more dead than usual."

"Fuck me." I mutter.

"Buy me dinner first!" Nate replied.

"Breakfast wasn't enough?"

~8:50~

"I'm booored." Nate complained sliding further into his desk.

"We just got here." I sighed. "Go eat some bagels."

"But I ate them all!" He replied, crying comically.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" I asked, shaking my head.

"Everything now that my bagels are gone!" Nate replied, sinking further into his seat.

"Shut up idiot, Mrs. Medusa just walked in." I whispered in a snappy way.

That shut him up pretty quick. Mrs. Medusa was our English teacher, her real name was Mrs. Brunt though. She got her nickname because whenever she called on a student they would freeze up from her harsh gaze, almost like they had been turned to stone. The nickname stuck with the class, but we keep quiet about it, no one wants to know how she would react if she heard.

"All of you shut it! It's time for roll call and then we will be having a pop quiz on what we studied last week." Mrs. Medusa hissed.

The entire class groaned at the mention of the infamous Monday pop quiz.

"Just great." Nate huffed. "I completely forgot what we did last week."

"Maybe if you spent less time trying to get me into anime and more time reviewing stuff you wouldn't be this stupid." I whispered back.

"Jerk." He mumbled. "No one here appreciates anime enough."

"Mr. Jacob!" The teacher called.

Nate straightened his back once his last name had been called.

"Yes Mrs. Brunt?" Nate asked.

"Could you please tell us what a protagonist is?" The teacher asked.

"Sure," Nate replied, breathing in deeply. "The protagonist is generally the main character in a story, also generally the good guy gets opposed by the antagonist, the bad guy."

"That is correct." Mrs. Medusa said, not bothering to give him any praise.

Nate released a nervous breath he was holding once the teacher turned away from him. I was struggling to hold in my laughter as I noticed Nate's nervous sweat.

"Real heroic." I chuckled quietly.

"Jerk." He mumbled.

~After first period~

"Hey Jake?" Nate suddenly said as we walked down the hallway.

"Hm?" I hummed lazily.

"What's our next class?" Nate asked.

"Auto mechanics." I replied, checking my schedule on my phone.

"We have to go down to the shop for that class..." Nate sighed. "Yay, stairs."

"Shit you're right, stairs." I grumbled.

I got nothing against stairs, it's just I'm really lazy and stairs are to much work. Like seriously, why can't schools just get some escalators? It would be so much better. Eventually we came to the long staircase, Nate taking the lead and skipping down the steps quickly.

"Slow down you dumbas-!" I had started to scold Nate before I noticed my feet weren't on the ground.

Only one thought was going through my mind.

Shit.

A/N

Hello my dear readers! This is a random story idea I had a thought for, I took some ideas from other stories and I'm looking to make this one of my best stories yet! I needed a quick and short break from my other story! This is a Naruto story, but the real story isn't really begining until next chapter! Hope you found this intresting!

Edit: I just realised how vulgar the main character is. But then again, this sucks in the beginning and gets better further along.