These are sayings I found in rwby posts but I changed them some to fit dnl

Darkad: is smoking oreos (family friendly >. >) while mast*****ing called masterblazing?

Ophanimon: no it's called highjacking

Apollo: no, guys,  it's weedwacking

Lillie: no, it's called disappointment

Darkad: I love this whole "good cop/bad cop" thing you to have been doing

Lillie: it's not really a thing I'm not, and domino is not

Darkad: I have an idea

Lillie: no murder.

Darkad: I no longer have an idea.

Vex: hey eris, can you help me with this?

Eris: depends what's in it for me?

Vex: the knowledge that you're a decent human

Eris: Sorry I didn't hear "money" in there at all

Lav: where do you guys see yourselves in 5 years?

Connor: a scientist

Mike: protector of the digital world

Ace: prison

Cashier: welcome to Mcdigitals, may I take your order?

Ace: ah yes, I want death.

Opal, pushes him away: he means kokatorimon nuggets!

Ophanimon tells Lav and opal how she knew Apollo fell in love with her

Ophanimon: he looked at me the way all women want to be looked at

Lav: aww

Ophanimon: with fear in his eyes

Lav:

Opal: aww.

Ace: I have this pretty rock. Opal gave it to me.

Opal: I threw it at you.  -.-

Ace: she's so sweet