Jordan pov.

I unsheathed my sword and he got his bladed knuckles out. We snuck into different houses and killed them. When we got the whole village we met in the center. "We take all the soda." I said and he nodded. We then raided all the homes of soda and stuffed our van. Suddenly a team of huntresses came in. "We came on b1ehalf of Ozpin who would like you to OH MY OUM WHAT HAPPENED!?" The red and black haired girl exclaimed. "Um. We found it like this." I said. Holding my a soda behind my back as my bloody sword fell out from behind me. "So you just so happen to be covered in blood, stuffing stolen soda in a van, with a bloody sword in a village where everyone was just murdered?" White haired girl asked. "Wait a minute..... You killed my cousin!" She shouted and drew a rapier. I just rolled my eyes and she charged. Sje went to stab me and I did a flip over her and kicked her in the back making her fall. The rest of the girls all attacked and I was having no problem dodging until red joined and then I started moving more. "Wow. This is closest anyone has come to winning before I carved their face like mine and killed them." I said and jumped away and got my pant leg cut. I kicked the white haired one away and yellow punched me. "Y/n keep getting the sodas! I'll hold 'em off!" I told him. He used his teleportation senblance and grabbwd five at a time and appeared in the van. "Hurry Jordan!" He said. I did a flip over red's scythe, but got hit in the face mid air and hit the ground. "You know. All 1,000,000 hunters i've killed didn't last near his long. That means something. Who taught you red?" I asked. My uncle Qrow." She said. "He was put in a hospital last week by a person with a blue sword." She said. I smirked and held up sword. "That's red. She said. I took a cloth and wiped the blood off amd she saw the blade was blue. "Your uncle was weak. I spared him because he was almost the only family  you have left. He lasted five seconds. And I used my semblance so he's decent." I said. I saw yellow's hair light on fire. "Did you know a Raven Branwen?" She asked. "Oh yeah! I was killing a man in a forest and she tried to save him! We had a mutual understanding and I was actually in relationship with her." I said. "LIAR! MOM WOULD NEVER DATE A SCUMBAG LIKE YOU!!" She shouted. "She was all "hoiyah!" And I was all "damn you tight as hell!" I said pissing her off. I actually did have sex with her but she wasn't anything like that. "I'll kill you!" She shouted. "I'll kill you my ass." I said. She rushed me and almost hit. I grabbed her arm and broke it along with her leg. I got my sword and was about to cut her head off when my girlfriend appeared and grabbed my arm. "Don't Jordan. She's my daughter." She said. "What about red?" I asked. "Also mine. I don't care about the other two." She said. I smirked and sheathed my sword. "Y/n go on without me. Text me when you get home." I said. "What are you gonna do with them?" Red asked standing in front of them wih her scythe out. "I want to meet my almost daughter's friends!" I said with a goody gumdrops face. "How old are you?" She asked. "Your mother slapped me when I asked her that and she didn't just murder a whole village. I'm 18." I answered. She seemed surprised. "That's how old my sister is. The one who's arm you broke." She said. "Do you wanna see my semblance kitten?" I asked the faunas. She looked shocked. "How!?" She asked. "Never seen a bow that twitches when the person wearing hears something loud. Like this." I turned my sword into a gun and shot in the air and her bow twitched. "See. How did no one else notice this?" I asked. "Sure." She said. I smiled widely. "Smile dog." I said. I then turned into the dog.

I walked up to Blake and she jumped on yang.

"Is somebody scared of dogs? Because i'm a dog in more than one sense." I said and winked. Raven glared and I turned back. "Wha-?" I was cut off by getting slapped to the ground. "Shit! What the hell Raven!? I was joking!" I shouted. "Tell that to someone else. I saw flirting with that Emily bitch." She said. "That was when we first met! We weren't even dating! What did I tell you about yanderes?" I asked her. "They die first." She said. "Wait. Did you threaten to kill my mom!?" Yang asked. "Shut up and go to your room. The adults are talking. Or maybe I should start loving you cuz'" I cleared my throat. "If you love me let gooooo!" I sang. They all raised an eyebrow. "We'll join beacon." I said