Izuku surprisingly passed the UA exams, one of the only people who perfected the exam as it says, they said they're happy to accept someone as Izuku in although they did question why he didn't try for the Hero course. It's because he's Quirkless, he says although it's not like they can hear anyways.

See, told you you'll be fine.

"It's because you helped me."

Give yourself more credit.

Izuku jolted, feeling an electric shock to his forehead.

"You know, I've been wondering, can you do that to other people?"

...An Excellent question, wanna try that on school next week?

"As long as you're not doing it to a teacher."

I'm doing it to a teacher.

"First day of class and I'm already going to be in trouble, oh joy."

You won't get in trouble as long as they don't know it's you.

"I'll get in trouble because I'll end up laughing at you."

I guess that would be a problem. I'll do it to your classmates instead.

"That's not any better!"

But it's better than with teachers, right?

Izuku pouts, nodding.

Let's do it to one of your classmates then, okay?

"Okay..."

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His first day of class and he's already feeling a little bit giddy.

You'll end up tripping if you're that energetic. Keep calm, Izuku.

Izuku nods, thanking Static before he starts on his journey on discovering where the hell his classroom is. He yelps when's caterpillar appears before him from a room, suddenly like a scene in a horror movie, the caterpillar splits on the top and a very tired looking person looks at him.

"Hey. You'll be late for class, why are you still roaming around the halls." It says.

"Oh um... I'm... kind of lost...."

"...What course."

"GenEd."

"Midoriya Izuku right? Turn the other direction, the classroom first before the hallway. That's your classroom."

"Oh! Thank you... uh..." the person blankly stared at him.

Call him Aizawa-sensei.

"Aizawa-sensei." Aizawa quirked a brow at that, staring at Izuku suspiciously. The greenet chuckled uncomfortably before turning around and marching to his classroom, taking a seat to the farthest back of the classroom near the window. He sighed in relief.

Well that was fun, wasn't it?

"I guess it is... kind of nerve wrecking, honestly."

"Who are you talking to?" Izuku jolted as someone sat next to him, a guy with wild purple hair stares at him, his hands to the table, one up to support his cheek as he quizzically looks at Izuku.

"T-That's a conversation started I've never heard before." Izuku says, it doesn't deter the purplenet from him.

"...I feel like I've seen you before and this has happened before, you know?"

"Um... I'm not trying to sound weird here but don't people say that when they're trying to flirt?" He says a bit nervously. Shinso only quirks a brow at him.

"Well I'm not trying to flirt."

Tell him what will you say if I said it's working though.

Why do you want me to flirt with him?

It sounds fun. Just try.

"Well uh, what will you say if I told you it's working though?"

"..." Shinso only squints at him judging, Izuku doesn't judge him because he'd probably do the same if he was in Shinso's position.

"My name is Izuku Midoriya, what's your name...?"

"...Shinso Hitoshi, call me Hitoshi and I'll call you Midoriya."

"What if I call you Shinso?"

"Then I'll punch your face."

"...That's not very nice."

"I'm just giving you a warning. I'm not here to make friends."

"What about other types of relationships?"

"...Are you actually trying to flirt with me or what?" Shinso squints at him suspiciously, Izuku shrugs.

He seems amused, intrigued or interested, go for it, the worst consequence you'll probably get is a weird look.

You're helping me flirt?

You need more positivity in your life.

"Maybe I am." He says, Shinso gives him a weird look.

Told you.

"You're weird."

"You too."

"Why?"

"Out of all the many seats you chose to seat next to me, maybe you're the one trying to flirt."

"... I just like the back."

Izuku motions to point at the other empty seats besides them. Hitoshi huffs, his cheeks growing a little red.

Ahahahahahahhahahah, yes, it's working.

Other students trickled in and they decided to mind each other's businesses. For now. Especially when their homeroom teacher finally arrived.

"Good morning students! My name is Present Mic and from now on I'll be your Homeroom AND English teacher! Can I get a Hey?!" The students quieted down more.

"A tough crowd I see! How about a good morning instead?!"

They all replied with their good mornings to their teacher.

"Now usually we have the entrance ceremony but pffft, we all know that's a waste of time anyways, can I get a Yeah?!"

No one replies to him, Present Mic sighs.

"Okay, who wants to go to the Entrance Ceremony then?"

No one raises their hand.

"Wow. Okay since you're all so tough how about an Introduction from everyone then? That sounds pretty tame, right?"

They all responded with an okay, Present Mic sighs.

"So now that I ask for a response you guys actually give me one?.... How rude. Okay let's start from you!" Izuku squeaks when his teacher points at him.

STAY CALM STAY CALM STAY CALM.

Static practically screeches in his mind.

"It's alright little listener! Just say like, 5 things about yourself but you're free to go crazy if you want!"

"...Okay...?"

Static help what do I say.

Sorry I'm not good at crowd speaking.

Oh no.

"Well um, My name is Izuku Midoriya, I... like... granola bars?"

Static why are you telling me to say that I like granola bars I haven't had one of those yet.

Trust me, you'll like them.

"I'm 15 years old, I like macadamia nuts on my milk sugar cookies and I don't drink chocolate milk unless it's extremely hot or cold. Also, my three sizes are-"

"Woah! Let's cut it off there, TMI kid! Okay let's just do it in order, you the one with the trolls hair!" Shinso points at himself.

"Yes you! Your turn!" Shinso nods and stands up.

"My name is Shinso Hitoshi, my opinion is neutral on granola bars, I prefer cereal bars better, I'm 15 yrs old, I like peanut butter butter cookies, I prefer normal milk over chocolate milk and I like it cold unless I'm dipping my cookies in it in which I need it extremely hot."

"Next!"

"My name is Yamikumo Midori... I... I don't eat granola bars or cereal I eat fruit, I'm.. 16 years old, I like chocolate chips in my cookies, dark chocolate please.... I drink my drink in whatever temperature... I don't have a preference over milk and chocolate milk."

They're using my introduction as guidelines!

Amazing.

"My name is Katsuki Gougou! I prefer cereal bars, they're sweeter! Although I can make some exceptions for some flavors of granola! I'm 16 years old! I just like my butter cookies plain, chocolate milk is amazing and I also like it how Midoriya does!"

"My name is Ji Kyou! I prefer granola bars and anyone who disagrees suck. I'm 15 years old, I like all the ontop of my cookies, all or nothing. I don't care about chocolate milk or plain milk as long as they're burning my tongue or giving my mouth a frostbite!"

"My name is Ocha! Just call me that! I like both cereal bars and granola bars equally! I'm 15 years old, I like a lot of things on my cookie but I'd like it if it doesn't overwhelm the taste too much, you know? I prefer plain milk! I also like it really cold rather than hot!"

"My name is Yuu Akayama. I like granola bars better although I do prefer fruits over it as well. I find them good and more healthy than cereal bars. I'm 16 years old, I like myself a plain chocolate chip cookie, give me one with raisins and I don't think I can ever be as much as an acquaintance to you. Plain milk is better although I don't mind drinking chocolate milk sometimes, preferably hot. Not lukewarm yet not boiling."

Ah... my classmates are all pretty cool, aren't they, Static?

I guess they are.