Izuku got his broken arms healed by recovery girl but god does he not want to have them broken again.

What the hell did you do to me anyways? I know I don't have a quirk- what was that?

'Oh! That is simply a remnant of my old quirk!'

You were a person?

'Uh... no I'm Static.'

For someone who teaches me lying so well, you're horrible at it.

'Stop bullying me >:('

How the fuck did you do that.

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'I saw Bakugou and Yamikumo making out in the cr, you should check.' Static says in the middle of class, Yamikumo recently went out to go to the cr and he hasn't returned yet, 'seriously, it's unhygienic. Especially the way Bakugou was getting handsy on his pants, they're going to be so dead when Aizawa finds out because he's on the way to the bathroom and you know nothing gets past his ears.'

What the fuck.

In that very second, Yamikumo comes back to the classroom, looking absolutely normal, not a hair strand out of place.

...

'I may have exaggerated, they just greeted each other'

How the hell do you get making out from them greeting each other?

'My imagination goes wild, don't you know how shippers are, two character sits next to each other and they're totally fucking, for example, since you sit next to Katsuki you two are definitely gonna fuck the next chapter-'

Static what the fuck.

'It's going to happen if enough people suggest it-'

You're the only one suggesting, Static.

'Or am I.'

"Um, Izuku-kun, Katsuki-kun and Hitoshi-kun, sir Aizawa is looking for us." Yamikumo softly calls out.

"Haha did he finally catch us making out in the restrooms?" Katsuki asks, amusement on his voice.

"That's a lie the most you two done in the restroom is hold hands." Shinso says, "I know because I used mind control on you."

"Aw man, you're no fun, I was getting Yami-chan flustered too." Katsuki huffs, "well it's fine, Izu-kun! Wanna hold hands in the restrooms-?"

"No." Shinso says, already dragging him out of the classroom.

'I think... Shinso likes u.'

What.

'Like... the like like, you know? Didn't he kiss your cheek in the sports fest?'

He did.

'He likes u, awe, so. Are we gonna hit on him or what-'

Static no we're high school students-

'C'mon you have a cute cute boy crushing on you. You totally should hit on him.'

I'm not hitting anyone.

'Not the hit 'hit'... like only 'hit'"

I don't know what the fuck you're talking about-

"Stop trying to hit Izuku with a fire extinguisher! Just because he's zoning out doesn't mean he's lost it!" Shinso whines, pulling Izuku away from a strike.

"Oh um, thanks." Izuku says with a smile, Shinso blushes.

'Hit.'

No.

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"Everyone who was won in the sports fest, you are all getting transferred to heroics." Aizawa says.

"Ooh I didn't win!" Katsuki says.

"Now now, we all know what you did so don't try to bullshit your way out of this one-"

"Woah! Calm there teach, of course you'd notice that, hahahahaha." Katsuki laughs, "so rude, you shouldn't use profanity around students." Aizawa squints suspiciously at him and huffs.

"You're all starting tomorrow, get used to it. Midoriya, Shinso, Midori, you three can go back to your class, say goodbyes or something. Don't worry about your friend, we'll just have a little talk."

"You make it sound like I'm so bad!" Katsuki chirps, "I'm a good student, I haven't broken any laws yet!"

"We'll see about that."

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Static stayed for the conversation obviously, he has a sneaking suspicion about what it's going to be about.

"...Problem child." Aizawa says to Katsuki who seemed a bit confused.

"What?"

"...Nevermind, who are you?" Aizawa asks.

"Katsuki Gougou, sir!"

"We both know well that that's now what I meant. Don't you dare try to trick me, you're not supposed to be here."

"A bit harsh coming from a teacher but I had enough grades to get past the test even if I totally flopped on the physical examination! I think I have the right to be here as much as any other student-"

"Stop, that's not what I meant."

"Explain? I'm confused?" Katsuki laughed, "I don't get what you mean, teach. I'm really lost here unless you explain!"

"..." Aizawa squints at the blond suspiciously and huffs.

"I don't know what you're trying to do, one step out of place and I'll come for you. I'll find out who you really are soon so there's no need to demand it from you now."

"Really? You make it sound like I'm so special, haha but I don't have any secrets to keep! I'll be going now, bye!" Katsuki chirps before he leaves. Yamikumo was waiting for him outside, Izuku and Shinso nowhere in sight.

"How did it go?"

"Nothing special, he thinks I'm suspicious though!" He says, "we should try to keep down the low for now, don't want to ruin anything, do we?"

"I guess so."

"...We also probably shouldn't talk out loud especially when someone is listening." Static almost screeched when Katsuki's head snapped to his direction, "and for those listening, that's really rude, ever heard of privacy?"

"Who are you talking to?" Katsuki paused, before he laughs.

"No one! I'm just messing with you!" He chirps, hugging Yamikumo, "no one would listen in on us- well except Aizawa-sensei since he's weird but don't worry, no one else would do that, why would they?"

"I guess that's true..."

"Let's get back to class before Izuku and Shinso get worried, or better, they might think we're making out in the bathroom now!"

"No, lets not do that."

"Why not? You know when we get married-"

"Three years too early."

"When we get married, we'll do that lots and lots and soon we'll have a baby!"

"That's not how it works."

"What, don't want to have a child with me?" Yamikumo groans, his face turning red.

Static disappears as soon as he thinks he's not getting any information out anymore, also because the whole situation is creepy, he appears next to Izuku who was diligently writing notes now.

'Izuku, listen it's important.'

'I'm writing notes, those are also important.'

'No listen, this is like really important, we need to make a plan- go have Shinso with us too.'

'What.' Izuku paused.

'Tell Shinso about me.'

'Why?'

'You can trust him, he'll never tell plus he lowkey knows about me already anyways.'

'What how.'

'Things happen, either way, seriously, I know he's noticed something is up as well, you should tell him about me, we can have a meeting then we can get ice cream or something.'

Izuku groaned.

'Sure, but what is this about?'

'Important stuff.'

'Am I gonna get any answer aside from that?'

'Nope.'

'Fine but on friday.'

'Good enough.'