You know I'm kind of wondering, how would you react if I told you I'm actually older than 100.

I'll call you grandpa, Static.

Oh. I'm not actually older than 100 don't call me grandpa.

...Pedo.

Hey I'm not-!

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"You're fighting against Tokayami-san who doesn't do good with anything light related, you have a really good advantage over this fight, Yami-kun." Izuku bites his tongue not to continue on with 'please don't be too competitive', Yamikumo smiles at him, shy.

"You think so...? I hope I win, I would want to fight you for the final rounds..." Yami says with a soft smile, Izuku nods in agreement but in reality he'd... really rather not. Please.

He's going to be fighting with Iida the next round. The one with blue hair and glasses and tall. He's not sure how he'll fair against that kind of fight. The one he's most worried about it Katsuki who'll be up against Bakugou. Unlike Bakugou, Katsuki can't light up his sweat on command, how will the blond fare with that kind of quirk? Shinso will be fighting Kirishima but from what he remembers from Static, he's pretty easy to catch off guard so Shinso should have no trouble with his round.

He's more worried about the next match up after this, if Yami gets to the next round, he'll be facing Bakugou, and if Izuku wins, he'll be facing Shinso.

...

It's a lose lose situation, if he wins he gets to fight Yami or Bakugou, both of which are people Izuku doesn't want to get in a fight with. If he loses he'll be sacrificing Shinso to the sharks. Okay, plan is, lose to Iida-

No you're winning the sports festival ahah.

I feel like you're just playing some kind of cruel joke with me right now and it is not funny,

That's why it's a cruel joke, it's funny, only for me.

I don't want to win.

Pretty please? Please? C'mon we're besties!

Besties don't pressure their besties into doing something that they don't like.

Because we're not besties.

Really?

Wait no not that way! We're not besties, because we're super duper ultimate besties!

Ew.

Rude.

Why do you want me to win so bad? All this is gonna do is give me attention, Static, I don't like attention.

I like giving you attention you're my baby boy.

Ew don't call me baby boy, pedo.

I'm not!!!

Haha.

You're so rude.

Says the pot calling the kettle black-

I can't believe you're doing me like this.

I'm not doing you like anything you pedo ew.

Stop bullying me.

Stop pressuring me to win the sports fest.

Guess what I'm gonna do anyways.

And guess what I'm gonna do anyways-

Izuku narrowly avoided getting hit by a fire extinguisher.

"Oops, haha it looks like I missed!" Katsuki laughs.

"That would've hurt me you know?" Izuku huffs.

"...You're so cute." Katsuki coos, pinching his cheeks, making Izuku whine.

"Noooo, Stop!"

"..." Katsuki continued to pinch and pull on his cheeks before he was satisfied and left, Izuku sighed.

He's so weird.

I agree.

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"Has anyone ever told you that you're abit like Clifford the red dog? Nice hair."

"Oh sure! Haha a lot of kids-"

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Pffft haaah I cant believe that actually worked!

I feel so dirty.

Hey atleast it worked right?

He was so earnest, and so nice. And I trip him off, when he was running to me to check if I was injured. I feel so dirty, so so dirty.

It isn't against the rules.

It's against my moral.

Don't lie to me I've seen your internet history-

I don't recall ever showing you, pervert pedo.

I'm not! Look I look the same as you! Cute and adorable! Static says, cupping his cheeks and giving Izuku an adorable smile.

You don't fool me.

Oh but I do.

Shit you right-

Izuku narrowly dodges a fire extinguisher blow from above.

"Why do you keep trying to hit me?!" Izuku whines, "you're a sadist! I hope Kacchan blows you up!"

"How mean! I'm your friend, root for me, not for him!" Katsuki whines, "I keep missing, you're too good at this, let me hit you once atleast Izuku-kun!"

"Eh?! Why would I! No way!" Izuku whines, "Yami's match is starting soon! Drop the fire extinguisher and support him!" Katsuki huffs before smiling.

"Well I guess it's fine, let's go support him together!"

Where does he keep getting these fire extinguishers?! Static, do you know?!

Hell no don't ask me, I told you we should've murdered him way back then he's so weird.

Being weird isn't a crime Static.

Yeah but he's creepy weird, he probably secretly watches you in your sleep.

Please don't jinx it.

"I'm sure that Yami-kun is already guaranteed to win but what about you Katsuki-kun? You have explosive sweat but without anything to light it on... if Kacchan hits you you might be in a lot of trouble. Sure you can control who much sweat you release but even if you stop to alltogether, how can you stop Kacchan?" Katsuki slowly blinks before laughs.

"Who said I can only control my sweat? I sure don't remember telling you that Izuku-kun. Sure I did tell you I can create explosive sweat but it'd be kind of boring if that's all my quirk is, right?"

Oh.

"What's your quirk then?"

"Well my mom has some weak telekinesis and my dad can produce oxidising sweat. It's kind of weird but I can pretty much forcibly make anyone sweat profusely if I want! Or the opposite, it's useful, you get what I mean? It's kind of a weird mutation from both of them but hey, it's really really useful in this fight, isn't it?!"

What does he mean-

Don't listen to him Izuku, he's a bad bad man.

"I'm gonna make Kacchan so sweaty." Katsuki laughs, "he's gonna be begging for me to stop."

Oh I get it-

NO YOU DON'T, DON'T LISTEN TO HIM-

"Eh, will that be fine? I thought you only use your quirk with Yami-kun around, wont he get jealous?"

"I'll make up to him! As much as he wants! I'll get myself all nice and sweaty and he can burn me right up to his hearts content, doesn't that sound hot?"

"Very hot."

Oh no,,,