I love watching dramatically staged reality tv shows about wedding. I love looking at the dresses, the wedding preparations, and seeing jerks get their comeuppance. However, every time I watch these shows, I can't help but think: "Why would you want a wedding dress worth over a thousand dollars? I could buy one off of Amazon or some other store for less than 100!" 

If I'm going to spend a thousand dollars on my wedding, I'm going to Disney World! Or maybe a cruise. Somewhere with a really comfy bed and some kind of Jacuzzi or hot tub. I haven't made up my mind yet.