Don't you just love going into the dentist, getting your teeth yanked and scraped and your gums poked and bleeding by metal hooks kept on the dental tray, and then at the end of the appointment having your dentist tell you, "You definitely have some bleeding going on, but if you floss more, your teeth will be better."

Thanks doc! Just give me a sample of your iron hook of death so that I can callus my gums for the next visit!