Out of curiosity, whenever you visit the dentist, does anyone ever have the urge to just lick their fingers when they're in your mouth? I have thought about it so many times it's not even funny! They'll just be looking in my mouth and putting in the little x-ray thing or tapping my teeth with those sharp metal rods and I'll sit there and think, "What if I just licked you?" I mean, they're already poking and prodding in your mouth. Would they even notice? I think about it all the time but I never do it because I'm scared they will notice and then ask me what on earth I'm doing and I don't feel like telling them, "I thought it'd be funny."

Also I wonder what they'd do if I just chomped on their electric toothbrushes. (Actually they call them polishers, but whatever. I'm not fancy). Like, they're just poking my teeth and I just want to just chew on the equipment. I don't know why apart from sheer curiosity and I want to see their reaction to being licked or getting their tools chewed on.

I don't know. Is it just me? I feel a bit weird saying that, but that always flashes across my mind whenever I'm at the dentist.