Okay, I'm just going to say it....

I don't like Mickey Mouse.

Or, well, not Mickey himself. I hate the various cartoons that he was in. I don't know why, but when I was younger, I had this conspiracy theory that Mickey Mouse was evil and was in cahoots with Moose from Noggin and Winnie the Pooh, two other characters I also hated.

Now, I don't hate Mickey himself. I really like the concept of him, what he represents in regards to Walt Disney and his many creations, and I absolutely adored House of Mouse. But Mickey Mouse ClubHouse I think scarred me and I hated how he seemed to always be mugging for the camera.

I also hated Winnie the Pooh, though again, it was the CGI cartoon that they did that I think made me annoyed. Now, to be fair, I've never seen the Winnie the Pooh movie, but I've seen The Tigger Movie, Piglet's Big Movie, The Search for Christopher Robin, and The Happhalump Movie, so...hopefully that makes up for it?