This is a chapter my guy friend alexfigs Alexfigss wrote for my bday it makes zero sense but it was from the heart. Keep in mind he has no idea what bts is like and only knows one song. Boy in luv. Have fun. I laughed while reading

Jun=Jungkook

Act 1: The Preparation

         Jun is setting the flower petals on the bed and lighting the candles waiting eagerly for Tae's arrival, he has been waiting to confess his love for the longest time, well he is just a "BOY IN LUV" As you can tell, Jun wants Tae in the bed to have the biggest of secks. After jun spends hours meticulously preparing a meal and the bedroom he sits down on the couch impatiently waiting for his boi to get on his juncock.
Jun waits for seamlessly what feels like years until he finally hears the door opening. Tae walks in and he is struck with joy, all he can muster is, "I'm so thurprised" 
Jun laughs off Taes lisp slip as for he thought it was more adorable than anything in the world. He immediately greets Tae with hugs and soft kisses on the cheek and lips. Tae also has his own plans, he wants jun to provide for his legacy, he whispers into Jun's ear and says, "let's skip the dinner and just get to the bed."

Act 2: The bedroom

(Why am i putting more work into this than any project ever)

        Tae starts off aggressive and tosses Jun's tight little ass in the corner, he exclaims,"JUN, I WANT YOU TO HOLD ME TIGHT IN THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WAY POSSIBLE." Jun and Tae get on the bed and kinda start this weird grappling match trying to figure out who goes on top. Finally Tae submits and jun whips out his telephone pole getting prepared to S M A S H. Once he enters, jun holds Tae down with amazing force and keeps stroking harder than a white girl brushing her tangled up hair, he nuts in 15 millisecond after screaming N U T.

Act 3: The next day

Tae: JUN JUN YO TENGO PREGNANT
Jun: IM GOING TO BE A PADRE?!?

(Mel editing. LMAO WHAT ALEX)

Act 4: 3 months later, the forbidden baby

Jun: PUSH PUSH
Tae: HE'S COMING HE'S COMING
Doctor: I GOT HIM
Out popped a beautiful  baby, a tan baby, jun was furious he looked at tae and screamed in rage, "You Cheated on me?!" Tae explained that it wasn't what it seemed and in big great beam of light he showed his true form, he was no other than Mike Tyson himself. Mike pushed away jun and grabbed the baby with only two words to say, "I'm thorry...." and in an instant he disappears leaving Jun all alone. He felt lonelier than the type of people that read this type of shit, jesus christ this fanbase is weird im outta this HOE

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Thank you Alex for this mess it was weird.

Next real chapter will hopefully come out on Sunday.

Thx for dealing with this

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Bye <3