georges: so, who broke it?

georges: i'm not mad, i just wanna know

angie: i did, i broke it i-

georges: no you didnt, susan?

susan: dont look at me! look at s t e p h a n

stephan (peggy's son): what?! i didnt break it!

susan: oh really? then how did you even know it was broken?

stephan: because its sitting right in front of us, AND ITS BROKEN

susan: hmm suspicious

stephan: no its not i-

anastise: if it matters, which p r o b a b l y  n o t- lucy was the last one to touch it

lucy: liar! i dont even drink that crap!

anastise: oh really, then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

lucy: i use he little wooden stirs to push back my cuticles everybody knows that aNaStIsE-

philip: alright alright, lets not fight i broke it-

georges: no, WHO BROKE IT?!

frances:

frances: psst georges, martha has been awfully quiet-

martha: REALLY?!

frances: YEA REALLY!

martha: OH MY GOD-

*chaos ensues as anastise sets lucy's jacket on fire as lucy screams*

georges: i broke it

georges: it burned my hand so i punched it