''wtf Nagisa y da fucc did u rape me?'' Rei asks as he zips up his pants.

''u said u wanted the oof oof!'' Nagisa whines since his ass hurts.

''I THOUGHT YOU MEANT IF I WANTED TO PLAY ROBLOX!''

''well, do u want to play roblox?'' Nagisa asks.

''wtf no minecraft is better!'' rei says as he pushes his glasses into place. ''Then again, only intellectuals like me play Minecraft.''

''why r u being so mean to me, Rei?'' Nagisa asks with tears forming in his eyes.

''cuz u dumb lol'' Rei chuckles as he starts leaving Nagisa's house.

''leave then, no one wants you here! i'm going to talk to my Roblox girlfriend now.'' Nagisa says as he bawls his eyes out.

''lmao weeb'' Rei says as he slams the front door in anger.

when rei comes home he faps to minecraft porn but then feels sad cuz he remembers he lonely.

he texts Nagisa: hey send nudes

nagisa responds with: no nigga im telling ppl to kill themselves in black ops rn

rei becomes infuriated: UR NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL PPL THAT

nagisa: lmao kys fag

Rei doesn't respond to Nagisa. He thinks of all the times the viewers shipped them both, such as when Nagisa was trying to get Rei to wear a speedo. he wishes that Nagisa would take him back. whatever. he has Goro to talk to now.

Rei to Goro: hey i miss u

Goro: new phone who dis?

Rei: wtf u didn't save my #??

Goro: rei??

Rei: yeah its me remember i sucked ur dick so u can drive the gang to the abandoned islands. lmao they clueless they think u took us cuz u are nice

Goro becums rock

Goro: where r u?

Rei: my house lmao

Goro: on my way

Rei smiles as he thinks he won't be alone anymore. he doesn't need Nagisa to be happy.