Okay so.....

I'm at my cousins house right now, and my youngest cousin, who is four, keeps saying the weirdest things.

Him: *points nerf gun at TV* TAKE THEM OUT!!!!

Him: I'M UNSTOPPABLE!!!!

Me: What are you doing?

Him: YOU'LL NEVER FIND OUT!!!

Me: Ummmmm okay

*later*

Him: *grabs my phone*

Me: Hey!! Give me back my phone!

Him: Catch me!!!

*later*

Him: *giving their cat water* Hey guys?

Me and my other cousin: What?

Him: Only cats and humans drink water

Me: Okay then

My cousin in the weirdest 😂