LUNAR CHRONICLES SPOILERS!!

So my friends and I made this up....

To the tune of the twelve days of Christmas

On the first day of levana's rule she burned her niece

On the second day of levana's rule She killed her husband with a power hungry thromaturge

On the third day of levana's rule She took blood from shells

On the fourth day of levana's rule the cut her step daughters face

On the fifth day of levana's rule She  sent a plague to earth and killed thousands of people

On the sixth day of levana's rule she Kidnapped little boys and turned them into wolf mutants

On the seventh day of levana's rule she sent them all to earth and made them kill lots of people

On the eighth day of levana's rule she tried to shoot her niece

On the ninth day of levana's rule she plotted to kill an emperor

On the tenth day of Levana's rule poisoned her stepdaughter

On the eleventh day of levana's rule she married and emperor

On the twelfth day of levana's rule she had her niece almost executed