Happy to the best Captain around!!

Thorne: See Jacin? I told you I could get her to say captain!

Jacin: She only said it because she wants to earn your adoration

Thorne: So? At least I have fans!

Cinder: *rolls eyes* Sureeeeee Thorne

Cress: *facepalm*

Wolf: *Eats tomato*

Iko: *runs in with cake* Happy Birthday Captain!

Thorne: Ha Cinder! She called me cap-

Cinder: Iko don't feed his ego!

Scarlet: Can't we shove his mouth full of cake to make him shut up?

Cress: *sneaks up behind Thorne with a slice of cake and shoves it in his face*

Thorne: *kisses Cress's cheek to get frosting all over her face too*

Thorne: *continues to eat more cake*

Yes, I realize his birthday was yesterday... but I spent the only time I had on my phone writing a Cresswell oneshot......

Whatever

HAPPY BIRTHDAY THORNE!!!!!