
Maellard's Package
Mordecai is dressed as a pilot, steering an airplane. "Hey folks, I wanna tell you that we're 20 minutes off from our destination, and it looks like smooth sailing. So just sit back and relax. You're in good hands." He said. "Sir Mordecai, I just need your approval on these new logo designs." A man said. "Uh-huh. I approve." Mordecai said. "Thank you sir. Great work, sir." The man said. "On behalf of our crew and our pilot, we just like to thank our CEO Mordecai International Airlines, Mordecai, for making the skies that much safer and being so responsible and dedicated to his job. Let's give three cheers to Mordecai!" Someone over the intercom said. "Mordecai! Mordecai! Mordecai!" Mordecai looks smug but in reality
it turns out to be a daydream, and Benson was calling his name. "Mordecai! Mordecai! Hello?!" He asked. "Huh? Wha-?" Mordecai asked, snapping out of it. "Can you tell me what I just assigned you to do?" Benson asked. "Uhhh..." Mordecai said. "The gutters! Clean them! Pay attention next time. Anyway, that about wraps it up." Benson's phone rings. "Hello? Yes Mr. Maellard, uh-huh, important package. Today? Be there from 10 to 12. Yes, a big responsibility, we'll get it done, sir. OK, change of plans. We're gonna need someone to assign Maellard's package at the mansion. They'll have to be there from 10 to 12. Any takers?" He asked. "Important?" Mordecai asked. "Mansion? Oh! Oh!" Rigby said. "We'll take it." Mordecai said.
"Any takers? Muscle Man? Hi Fives?" Benson asked. "Sorry, but we got a brunch date with Starla and my infrequently-seen girlfriend, Celia. Her globetrotting lifestyle makes her difficult to get a hold of." Fives said. "What about us, Benson?" (Y/n) asked. "Yeah, we'll go!" Mordecai said. "Right here!" Rigby shouted. "Uh, Skips?" Benson asked. "No can do. Got an appointment at the DMV. But I still have to wait in line. What's that about?" Skips asked.
"Ooh, that sucks." (Y/n) said. "Helloooo..." Mordecai said. "We don't have to go to the DMV!" Rigby shouted. "I guess I'll have to do it." Benson said. "Oh you can't. We have a schedule appointment to pick up my grandfather clock from the repair store." Pops said. "Hey Benson, we'll do it!" Mordecai said. "We'll do it Benson!" Rigby said. "Yeah, they should be fine as long as they're under my supervision, right?" (Y/n) asked. "Ugh, fine. You're all a disappointment." Benson said to the rest.
"We didn't do anything." Muscle Man said. "But I gotta be in line at the DMV." Skips said. "(Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby can pick up the package, here's the key for the door. And here's the security code for the front gate. But you better be serious about this job. It's a big responsibility, you have to stay focused." Benson said.
"What did he just say?" (Y/n) asked the duo stubbornly. "He said to stay F-O-C-U-S-E-D! Focused make you better believe!" Rigby said, rapping. Mordecai joins in. "Our brains are working overtime to get what we need!" He rapped. "We got psychic powers with telekinesis! You know we will beat this!" Rigby rapped. "When the robot revolution comes you know we would..." Mordecai trails off, and (Y/n) face palms. "You can't even stay focused for your own song! Just watch them and have them pick up the package, (Y/n)!" Benson shouted. Later, the cart drives to the gate of the mansion.
"5, 0, 0, 2." (Y/n) said, reading the code. Mordecai types in code. The steel gate's iron bars go into the ground and the gate opens. "Woahhhh..." They drive through the front lawn through trees planted to form a $ sign. Inside the mansion there's a horse. "I almost forget how huge this place is." Mordecai said. They see a chocolate fountain with fruit on the table. "Woahhhh..." They see a hologram of a juggler. "Woahhhh..." They see a door knob collection hanging on the wall. "Eh..." They see a tiger in a cage roaring at them.
"Woah!" The trio said again for the fourth time. "This place is insane." (Y/n) said. "Look at this futuristic piano!" Rigby kicks a piano, and it starts playing. "Hey Rigby, (Y/n)," Mordecai is dancing with a suit of armor. "Check out my medieval moves, lady (Y/n)." Mordecai said, and she giggles. Rigby dresses as a pilot. "Hello lovely lady, I am "Captain Rigby." Would you like to sail this mini yacht with me?" Rigby floats on a mini yacht,
and (Y/n) giggles again. "You ready Captain Mordecai?" Rigby asked. "Captain Mordecai"? He shakes his head. "We should wait outside so we don't miss the package. We're being responsible." He said. "Ugh, fine." Rigby said. They sit outside on the porch. "Yup, don't wanna mess this up." Mordecai said. "Don't wanna mess this up..." Rigby said, the trio sit down and lean against each other, with (Y/n) in the middle. "Something smells amazing." (Y/n) said. "Yeah, I think it's coming from the gate." Mordecai said. They walk to the gate, and outside is a food truck. "It's the Buddy Bohn-mi truck business!" An announcer said through a megaphone. "What's Buddy Bohn-mi?" The trio asked.
"It's a really delicious Vietnamese sandwich. Come on down!" The announcer said. "Aw man, that sounds good, but the delivery truck's gonna be here any minute." Mordecai said. "Dude, there's nobody in line. We'll make it in and out two minutes tops. I mean it is right across the street, trust me." Rigby said. "Oh no Rigby," (Y/n) shakes her head. "No distractions, remember?" She asked sternly.
"Yeah I guess you're ri-" Rigby suddenly points behind them. "Hey look over there!" He said. "Where?" (Y/n) looks behind, and the duo cross the street to the food truck. "God damn it!" (Y/n) said. "Two Bohn meats please." Mordecai said. "Ah, customers, finally. Comin' right up." The man said. The cook behind him is another guy whose arms reach in front of the cook smearing the bun. "Ah, I think you're really gonna like this sandwich. Betcha haven't seen a sandwich made like this huh? The Buddy Bohn-mi system. Two people for one sandwich. Ah," he slices the cheese. "Chop-chop!" He said.
"Why do they make the sandwich like that?" Rigby whispers. "I dunno. Let's never come back here ever again." Behind them the delivery truck arrives at the gate and drives inside, (Y/n) runs over to them. "Dudes, it's the truck, we're gonna miss it!" She shouted. "Augh! I hate you, buddy system!" Rigby shouted. "It's the Buddy Bohn-mi system!" The trio runs to the gate but it closes. "Gimme the code!" Mordecai shouted. "I can't find it!" (Y/n) shouted. "Seriously?! Argh!" Mordecai presses random buttons but it's incorrect. More spikes appear on the gate. They look at the delivery guy ringing the doorbell. "Here, I'll boost you two!" Mordecai gives
He gives Rigby and (Y/n) a leg-up and throws them on the other side of the gate. Mordecai jumps over the fence. "Ok, let's-" he began. The truck drives away. "No no stop!" (Y/n) shouted. They follow but the gate closes. The truck drives away down the street. Benson gets angry on the phone. "YOU MISSED IT?! ALL YOU HAD TO DO IS SIT THERE! You do that all day anyhow so WHY CAN'T YOU DO IT WHEN I TELL YOU TO?!" Benson shouted angrily. "We're sorry Benson, we-" Mordecai said. "Just reschedule the delivery and fix this, or YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!!" Benson hangs up loudly. "I'd say that was only a 5 out of 10 on the chewed out scale. Not bad." Rigby said.
(Inside office)
"Let's look up the number of the delivery company." (Y/n) clears away papers on the desk. "Ugh!" She looks at the computer. "Ok, reschedule. Here we go." She calls the company. "Customer service." Someone answered. "Hello? I need to reschedule the delivery for 6932 Richmonty way. We only just missed the truck, so could you turn around real quick?" (Y/n) asked. "If you were so close, how did you miss it?" The employee asked. "I don't know, ask Mordecai and Rigby." She growled. "Who are they?" The employee asked. "My boyfriend and best friend! Urgh! Can you turn down that old music?" (Y/n) asked. "This is my personal music. It will arrive today between 2 and 4 o'clock. If you miss this one, it's going back to the sender. I suggest you tell your boyfriend and best friend to be more careful at that time, ma'am." They said. "Thanks." (Y/n) said in annoyance, then hangs up.
"So this is our last chance to get the package? Oh, if we miss this one it'll be a 10 out of 10 chew out." Rigby said. "Worse than that, we'll get fired. So we gotta be serious and wait at the door for the package." (Y/n) said. "Yeah. Serious. When's the delivery window? 2 hours from now?" Rigby asked. "Yeah?" (Y/n) said. "So we'll be serious in 2 hours. Let's go check out more of the house!" Rigby said. "What? No! We gotta be responsible." Mordecai said.
"Thank you, Mordecai. At least one of us gets it." (Y/n) said, and Rigby gave her an unamused look. "Come on, we got all that time to get the irresponsibility out of our system. Then when 2 o'clock hits, boom! We'll be all serious. Whadya say?" Rigby said. "OK, but as soon as it's 2 o'clock..." Mordecai said.
"All business." Rigby said. M & R ride the horse through the mansion, scuba diving (along with the horse) in the giant fish tank, visiting the personal grocery store and buying golden food with sparkles. They eat the golden food and get sparkles on their tongues. As time passes, Rigby plays with the tiger with a fishing pole like a kitten, Mordecai watches a projection of a guy juggling. Mordecai tosses Rigby a watermelon which he hits with a racket, and (Y/n) refuses to join, just watching them sternly the entire time.
(Y/n) sits beside Rigby on the roof as he and Mordecai are dressed in armor. "Rigby, what're we doing?" Mordecai asked. "Hanging out on a mansion, wearing armor, drinking sodas-- The usual." Rigby said. "You two, maybe." (Y/n) crosses her arms. "What's the deal, (Y/n)? Don't you want to have fun?" Rigby asked. "Of course I do! But not when we're supposed to be being responsible!" (Y/n) shouted. "You know... she has a point.
"This is really dumb. I thought we could handle more responsibility, but we just goofed off the first chance we got." Mordecai said. "Relax! We'll get it together! Remember our song from earlier?" Rigby asked. "♪ You gotta focus ♪ ♪ You gotta Fo-fo-fo-fo-fo-focus." Rigby sung. "That's not even how it went! It was a rap!" (Y/n) snapped. "If we can't even handle this, how are we ever gonna own our own airline?" Mordecai asked. "Wait, what?" (Y/n) asked. "Never mind. What about you? Do you or (Y/n) have any plans for after you graduate?" Mordecai asked.
"I don't know. I never think that far ahead. Don't worry so much about the future. You got time to figure it out. It's not like the park's going anywhere." Rigby said. "Maybe that's the problem. I mean, we've had this job for... I don't even know how long. I just wonder...is this it? Is this the best we can do?" Mordecai asked. "If you two are just going to continue to slack off, which I'm sure you will, then probably, yeah." (Y/n) said, and Rigby shoves her playfully. "Very funny, (Y/n)." He said. (Y/n) checks the time on the watch. "It's 1:50. We should go wait by the door. The package will be here soon." (Y/n) said. "Whoa! Ten o'clock!" Rigby said. "Uh, she just said it's 1:50." Mordecai said.
"No, dude! The package! 10 o'clock!" Rigby said, then hands Mordecai the binoculars and he grabs them to take a look. "Dudes, we can't miss this again. We gotta get down there." Mordecai said. The trio races to the door on the roof to try and unlock it to no avail. "Aw, man! We're locked out, dudes!" Mordecai said. "Whoa, chill! I got a plan." Rigby yells as he crashes through the door. The trio then quickly cover their ears when they hear a loud horn. "Ugh, forget it! We gotta go!" (Y/n) said. "Breach detected. Releasing guard dogs." A computer said, and doors open and a dog growls. (Y/n) had quickly sprinted past the duo as they were slowed down by their armor. "Why are we still wearing these?" Mordecai asked.
(Y/n) turns back to the top of the stairs to see two dogs baring their teeth at them. "Guys, watch out!" She shouted. The trio quickly run past a large chess room, a room filled with big red carpets, and they yelp as they trip over some treadmills in the next room. The trio quickly ran into a wall. They scream and turn back to the two dogs. The dogs then charge forward. "Stop!" (Y/n) quickly puts her paws out, and the dogs suddenly freeze, and the two's eyes widen. "Whoa, you can freeze things too?!" Rigby asked. "I guess..." she then quickly looks over to a moon rover. "I've got an idea!" She drives it with Mordecai and Rigby sitting beside her. "Aah! We're not gonna make it! Look out!" Rigby shouted as he points ahead. Mordecai took notice of the red button that said "Parachutes." "Parachutes?" He asked the duo.
The man approaches the door with a box. (Y/n) backs up the rover. "All right, on the count of three, we hit the button. Ready?" (Y/n) asked. The duo look at her uncertainly. "Let's do it." (Y/n) said. She drives off the top floor. "Whoa! One! Two!" But she never pushes the button and the trio crash to the floor and the rover breaks, the trio groan, and the duo's armor also breaks off, then the parachute comes out. The mailman wrote "return to sender" on a note and put it on the door, just as the trio ran toward the door. The three quickly open the door. "Stop! Wait! We're here!" (Y/n) shouted desperately as the trio open the door. The man looks at them in surprise, then walks over. "Package for Mr. Maellard." He said. "Yes!" The trio said as they took it. (Y/n) signs the paperwork. "Yes!" The trio said again. "Yes. I guess." The mailman walks off.
"Hello? Anyone here?" The trio turn to see Mr. Maellard after putting some of his stuff away and walk over to him. "Uh, yeah, we're here, Mr. Maellard." Mordecai said. "Yup!" (Y/n) said. "We got your package!" Rigby said. "Oh, good, good! I simply couldn't wait another day." He said as he opens the package to reveal a sandwich. "A banh mi-- Fresh from Vietnam." He said. "What?" The trio asked. "You see... A banh mi is a type of sandwich." Mr. Maellard said. "We know!" The trio said. "Well, you guys did a bang up job getting this for me You're really going places..." the trio smile at each other. "Like home. Go home."
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