Mordecai, Rigby, Benson, Pops, Skips, Muscle Man, Hi Five Ghost, Anna, Olivia, and Eileen in the living room, are dressed in Christmas sweaters. "First ever Christmas in space, guys!" Fives said. Hi Five Ghost drinks a cup of hot chocolate. "First Christmas hot chocolate in space!" Muscle Man eats some peppermint bark. "First time eating Benson's peppermint bark in space!" He said, and (Y/n) laughs. "My first time making peppermint bark in space!

To be honest, the process is pretty similar to the Earth version, but somehow it just tastes better up here!" Benson eats some peppermint bark. "Yep, there's only one way this Christmas could be any more special." Benson said. "If we finally receive a message from our loved ones telling us they're alright, and we'll see them again before we die?" Elieen asked. "Eileen! He's talking about telling cool Christmas stories!" (Y/n) said. "Ho-ho-ho-ohhhhhhhhhhhh!" Mordecai and Rigby said. "Well, that's really more of a Halloween thing. What I'm talking about are cool Christmas stories in the form of a song - carols!" Benson reveals a handbell. "And handbells, huh? I'll sing the chorus, then you guys pick it up! Ding-dong, ding-dong-" Skips stops Benson's handbells. "Let's save the bell-jingling for when you're by yourself. Until then, I've got a story about an icy snow planet called Celsius.

Skips' Story: Planet Celsius

The story starts with the Park crew in a space cart, ready to visit the planet Celsius. "Now remember, we can only stay while there's sunlight, and Celsius only has sunlight for five minutes! Because if you're here after it gets dark..." Skips said. "Yeah yeah, the Celsian Snow Monsters will get us. You told us that like ten times already!" Muscle Man said. "I'm just making sure you understand the premise of this place!" Skips said. "But we haven't seen snow in forever!" Rigby said.

"Yeah, snow's what makes Christmas "Christmas." Mordecai said. "That and presents!" (Y/n) said. "White Christmas! White Christmas! White Christmas!" Everyone chanted. "Alright, alright!" Skips flies the cart onto Celsius, which is dark and windy. "Five minutes, everyone! Starting...now!" Benson presses on his stopwatch, as the wind goes away and sunlight appears over Celsius, making it a winter wonderland. Everybody murmurs excitedly. "Five minute snow day!" Rigby said. Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost are seen having a snowball fight. HFG laughs as he throws a snowball into Muscle Man's face. (Y/n) and Eileen laugh as they make snow angels. Pops laughs as he is seen in a snowfort.

"Hahaha! Look!" Pops points to some Celsian Snow Monsters, who appear very cute and happy. "Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!" Everyone mutters excitedly over the snow monsters. "Hey, hey, hey, hey! Alright, cute don't stop the sun from setting! Come on. Let's get a white Christmas move-on!" Benson said. Everyone has fun on Celsius. Pops kisses a Celsian Snow Monster under some mistletoe, then claps. excitedly. Muscle Man eats some of a snow monster's Christmas cookies. Mordecai, Rigby, (Y/n), Anna and Eileen go snow tubing down a hill. Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost drink hot chocolate with a snow monster. Everybody opens gifts. Mordecai gets a Sno-Cone Maker, Rigby gets a two-wheel scooter, and (Y/n) gets a customized Rubix Cube with pictures of Rigby on it, which she finishes within seconds. Skips is seen pretending to be a snowman, which the snow monsters cuddle onto. When they have a minute and a half left, Benson accepts a Christmassy necklace off a snow monster.

"Okay, that was fun. To the dome, everybody!" Benson said. Muscle Man is at the top of a hill in his underwear. "But wait! I haven't done the Sorrenstein Hanukkah tradition of skiing down a big slope in my underwear!" Muscle Man shouted. "Seriously?" (Y/n) asked in disbelief. "Well make it quick! We only have like ten seconds left before the sun sets!" Benson shouted. "Relax, bro! Here I go!" Muscle Man goes down the slope, but he loses his grip and starts screaming as he falls to the ground,

his leg is twisted. "Ooh!" (Y/n) cringes. "Oh, come on! You're fine, get up! We don't have time for this!" Benson said. Muscle Man cries on the ground. "I don't know, his leg looks pretty bad, Benson." (Y/n) said. "You can walk." Benson's stopwatch beeps, and he gasps. "Oh no." The sun sets and Celsius becomes dark again. The snow monsters turn into giant Celsian Ice Monsters. "Merry Chri-STMAS! RAWGH!" Everyone screams. "Back to the ship, back to the ship!" Skips carries Muscle Man, and everybody runs back to the cart. "MERRY CHRISTMAS!" "Almost there! Just keep running!" Fives shouted. HFG and Pops scream as two Snow Monsters block their path.

"MERRY CHRISTMAS!" The gang quickly notices that they're surrounded by snow monsters, all yelling "MERRY CHRISTMAS" "Okay, I'm not really sure what to do now!" Fives shouted. "There's only one thing we can do! Use your presents as weapons!" Benson shouted. Everybody throws their presents at the Celsian Snow Monsters. "It's holding them off! Keep throwing stuff!" Benson shouted. (Y/n) throws her Rubix cube at some snow monsters. "(Y/n)! I spent a long time customizing that for you!" Rigby shouted. Mordecai throws his Sno-Cone Maker. "Mordecai! I had to special order that from the Sno-Cone Machine Planet!" Rigby shouted. "I know! And I really appreciate it, but - Christmas isn't about gifts!" He shouted.

"What?! Yes it is!" Rigby shouted. "Dude, what are you gonna take with you when this is all over?" Mordecai asked. "The stuff?" Rigby asked. "No! The memories!" Everybody continues throwing presents at the Snow Monsters, who dodge them all. "MERRY CHRISTMAS! MERRY CHRISTMAS!" They shouted. "What Christmas is really about it spending-" (Y/n) began. "Spending money?" Rigby asked. "No!" (Y/n) gets knocked to the ground, and Eileen screams. "(Y/n)! What's it about?" She asked. "It's about spending time with friends!" A light is suddenly projected next to the gang, as a stiff reindeer named Ludlow emerges towards the planet. "Ludlow the Laser-Nosed Reindeer?" Pops asked. "That's right, Santa sent me! He said he's sorry he couldn't be here, but he's super proud of you guys for realizing the true spirit of Christmas!" He replied.

"Whoa, it's really him!" Benson said. "He looks just like himself!" Rigby said. "Merry Christmas, guys! I'll take it from here." Ludlow fires lasers from his nose at the Snow Monsters, melting them all, while the Park gang talks amongst each other excitedly. "Thanks Ludlow!" Everyone said. "No problem, see you guys on the next Christmas special!" Ludlow flies away. "Whoa!" Everyone said. "So realistic!" Mordecai said. "He barely has to move!" Anna said. "Stiff as a board!" Eileen said. Everyone is now in the cart, flying away from Celsius. "Well, what did you guys think?" Skips asked. "Considering we got our white Christmas, made it out alive, and I didn't have to sacrifice my awesome new two-wheel scooter, I'd say-" Rigby began. "Best Christmas ever!" Everyone said. Rigby's scooter explodes, ending the story.

Interlude 1

"Was that supposed to be heartwarming? Because it was really more scary than anything." Benson said. "Agreed." Anna said. "I thought it was good." Skips said. "Oh, come on! Snow Monsters, laser-nosed Rudolph rip-off! If we're gonna tell Christmas stories, which I maintain is an inappropriate means of celebration, they should at least be wintery stories like this one!" Benson said.

Benson's First Story: 12 Days of Christmas Rock

The story begins in a galaxy of Christmas asteroids, the Park Dome flies past. "We were flying through a Christmas-themed asteroid field." Benson narrated. "Open your next gift, Skips!" Benson said. "This one's from me, (Y/n) and Rigby. We pulled all our gifts this year." Mordecai said. "That way, if one of us forgets, you can just write your name on the card, and nobody knows! I learned it from my dad." Rigby said. They pass the present to Skips. "Uh, thanks." He opens it, and... "It's a bazooka." Skips said. "Merry Christmas!" (Y/n), Mordecai & Rigby said. "What am I supposed to do with it?" Skips asked. "It's a T-shirt cannon!" (Y/n) said. "Yeah! They use them at Monster Truck Rallies to keep unruly fans at bay!" Rigby grabs the T-shirt cannon. "From now on, whenever some jerk gets out of control, you can be all "Hey punk, safety not guaranteed!" Rigby fires the cannon and it hits Pops in the face. "Oh." Pops reads the T Shirt, which says "Flap your wings, change the world". He sheds a tear. "What a wonderful message." He said.

"Agh, that's all the gifts. Merry Christmas, everyone." Skips said. "It's cool we found this asteroid field where they celebrate Christmas all the time. I wish we could have got some snow, though." Mordecai said. "Forget snow! I wish we could get some carolers!" Benson said. Everybody effortlessly agrees. Outside, a Space Caroler is floating, trying to find somewhere to sing carols to, but there are signs at all the steroid homes saying "No Carolers!" and "Seriously No Carolers! No!", But when he then sees the Park Dome, where no signs are present, he smiles and floats towards it. "Look, all I'm saying is the odds of a caroler knocking on the door right now are slim to none!" Fives said. A knock is heard at the door. "Uh, was anyone expecting company?" Benson asked. (Y/N) walks to the door and opens it, to see the space caroler. "Uh, hey dude. Nice jacket." (Y/n) said. The caroler strums his electric guitar and floats into the living room. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWH!" He shouted. "Uh, I think it's a caroler." (Y/n) said.

"On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: a partridge in a pear tree!" A partridge in a pear tree appears. "Are those pears? I haven't had fruit that wasn't freeze dried since we left Earth!" Rigby walks towards the pear tree. "Hmm..." Elieen said suspiciously. "You're cool with me, mysterious space dirt bag!" Rigby goes to take a pear, but gets attacked by the partridge. "Agh! Get it off! Get it off!" Rigby shouted. "Rigby!" (Y/n) shouted. "Hahaha! I like this guy." Benson said.

Rigby opens the window and throws the partridge out of it. "Dude, what-" Rigby began. "WAAAWH! On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree!" Two doves appear on the caroler's shoulder, and the partridge reappears on the pear tree, attacking Rigby again. Benson laughs, but he's then attacked by the two turtle doves. "Agh! Get 'em off! Get 'em off!" Benson shouted. "Okay, dude. Thanks for the show but you gotta-" Mordecai goes to grab the caroler, but then gets kicked away. "WAAAAAAAAWH! On the third day of Christmas-" the carol sung. "No!!!" Everyone shouted.

"My true love gave to me: three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree!" Three French Hens appear, as well as an additional two turtle doves and another partridge, who once again attacks Rigby. The hens start attacking Pops, who cries and falls over. The turtle doves attack Skips and Benson, the latter is trying to shoo them away with a broom. " What do we do, what do we do!?" Benson panicked. "I-" Skips said, but was interrupted. Benson accidentally hits Skips in the head with his broom. "Don't know!" Skips said.

"Excuse me!" Pops shouted. All of the birds start attacking Pops, as he screams. Benson jumps towards the caroler, who dodges, causing Benson to slam against the floor. "What is going on here?" Anna asked as she walks over, then the birds fly over and attack her next. "Ah! Get them away!" She swats at them to no avail. "On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree!" As the caroler keeps mentioning the birds, even more of them start appearing around the living room, attacking everybody. "Why does this song have so many birds!?" Rigby asked. "Agh!" Mordecai shouted angrily. (Y/n) looks towards the caroler and runs towards him. "OOHHHHHH!!! On the fifth day of Christmas-" (Y/n) grabs the caroler. "Shut up!" She shouted. My true love gave to me: Five golden rings!" The Caroler punches (Y/n) in the face, with five gold rings. "(Y/n)!" Everyone shouted worriedly. "WAAAAAAAAA-"

7 verses later

Pops is running from six geese throwing eggs, (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby are hiding from pipers. "Look out!" Mordecai shouted. Benson is drumming on a drum kit, against twelve drummers, whose drumming throws Benson against a wall. Eileen enters the bathroom with a toilet plunger, where she finds some swans behind the shower curtain, and screams. Muscle Man is running through the corridor, dodging all of the different characters, but is then kicked by a cow being milked. "This is crazy! How do we get rid of this guy?" Mordecai asked.

"I don't know! What makes a caroler leave you alone?" Rigby asked. "Uhhh - oh, dude! Cookies! My mom always gave them cookies and they'd go away! Everyone! We. Need. Cookies!" Mordecai said. Pops gets a bag of cookies out of his drawer, Eileen empties her stocking, which is full of cookies, Skips gets his secret cookie stash from out of the toilet, and goes to where everybody is seen putting their cookies in a sack. "It's for the greater good." (Y/n) said. "The greater good." Skips said. Skips puts his cookies in the sack, and Mordecai puts it on his back. "Santa's not the only one eating cookies tonight. But we're all out of milk, so these babies are going down dry." He said. The caroler is dancing on the floor.

"Partridges! Partridges! Par-" the carol notices Mordecai running towards him, so he quickly gets up and grows while laughing. He suddenly grows four more pairs of arms, all of which are holding hand bells. "Hand bell breakdown!" The caroler plays the hand bells, then attacks everyone with them. Everyone is blasted towards the wall, when Skips suddenly notices his T-shirt cannon from earlier.

"Hmm..." he said. Skips runs towards him and jumps to grab his guitar off of him, which he smashes against the ground. "Cookies, now!" Mordecai screams, and throws the cookie sack to Skips, who quickly pours some cookies into the T-Shirt cannon. "Come get some-" Skips said. "AGHHHHH!" The caroler runs towards Skips. "Cookies!" Skips fires the cookies into the Caroler's mouth. He gets blasted to the ceiling, and falls to the ground. He then crawls over to Skips. "It's - all I've ever wanted! Thank you. WAAAAAAAA-" The caroler explodes along with all the birds and characters from the song, turning into snow. "You said you wanted snow." Skips said.

Interlude 2

Benson is ringing a hand bell. "Now that's a Christmas story! Am I right?" He asked. "Dude, you're not gonna make hand bells cool." Mordecai said. "Yeah, scale back the agenda, bro." Muscle Man said. "Handbells represent the purity and togetherness of the holidays, you idiots!" Benson rings the hand bell. "They sound like angels whispering, and if you can't get that through your skulls -

that's on you! Not me. We need more peppermint bark, I'll be right back." He said. Eileen picks up a Rigby shaped peppermint bark and eats it. "Think we should go check on Benson?" Everybody looks into the kitchen where Benson is grumpily eating peppermint bark, while muttering. "Hand bells..." Benson said. "Ah, let him cool off in there!" Rigby said. "Yeah. Besides, we've got another Christmas story. It starts off just like this." Mordecai said. "Yeah, only Benson's in a good mood!" Rigby said. "Hey, I heard that!" Benson shouted.

(Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby's Story: The Fifth Dimension

Benson runs into the living room dressed as Santa Claus with a sack on his back. "Ho-ho-ho! Merry Christmas! Santa's got lots of presents for each and every one of you! One for Muscle Man..." Benson said, giving him one. "Yeah!" Muscle Man said. "One for Fives and Eileen..." Benson said. "Oh boy!" Fives said. "Alright!" Elieen said. "One forAnna..." Benson gives her one next. "One for Skips..." Benson said. "Hmm!" Skips said. "One for Pops..." Benson said. "Ahh!" Pops said. "Wait no, this one's for Skips again. You must've been extra good!"

Pops groans disappointedly. "Pops' present is...well, I know it's here, Santa had his little helpers get it for him..." Pops waits with his arms wide open. (Y/N), Mordecai and Rigby stare at each other. In the hallway, Benson is yelling at Mordecai and Rigby. "You were supposed to get Pops' present weeks ago! I even made a packet specifically telling you: What he wants, where to get it, how much it was, who to talk to!" Rigby is skipping through the packet. "That's too many instructions! You confused us." Rigby said. "What were we getting again?" Mordecai asked, and (Y/n) face palms. "An old-fashioned typewriter! We should just go get it now, or Pops will be crushed! Look at him." (Y/n) said. They see Pops, who is trying not to cry.

"P-p-present?" Pops asked. "But it's Christmas! All the malls are closed." Rigby said. "There's one mall open - theoretically." Benson said. (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby are flying the cart through space. "Benson said it was around here somewhere." (Y/n) said. "Ugh! How are we supposed to find this place if it's theoretical." Rigby said. "Wait, look!" Mordecai said. (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby notice a giant spinning door that stops for them to go through. "Do we go in?" Rigby asked. The door opens, as the trio fly in, and scream through a dimensional portal. Suddenly, the cart disappears and (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby find themselves on the floor.

"Huh? Where are we? Where's the cart?" (Y/n) asked. "Took care of it for you! Valet services, you see." Valet said. "Hmph, that's convenient." Mordecai said. "Is this the mall?" Rigby asked. "You could say it's a mall. Theoretically. What brings you two here? Last minute holiday shopping, I take it?" Valet asked. "Basically we're here to buy an old-fashioned typewriter." (Y/n) said. "Ah, those are on the fifth floor - or should I say the fifth...dimension." Valet said. "What?" (Y/n) asked. "Now, now. We've got many floors and dimensions to get through." The valet walks into the elevator with (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby, and sends them up the fifth floor. They arrive at the first floor.

"First floor, first dimension!" The door opens, and (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby scream as they turn into straight lines. The door shuts as they return to normal. "What was that?" The trio asked. "Ah, it's all a part of the ride. Dimensions and so on." They arrive at the second floor. "Phew, this seems normal." Mordecai said. Mordecai turns and is flat and 2D. "Ah! 2D!" Rigby shouted. They arrive at the third floor, where they are 3D CGI models of themselves floating to the air. "Cool!"

They arrive at the fourth floor, where everyone is a hyper-realistic versions of themselves. "Hmph, hmph, hmph, hmph, hmph!" The trio hi-five, as the doors close and they go to the fifth floor. "Finally, the mall! Whoa dudes, they have fro-yos here! We should totally get fro-yo after this!" Mordecai said. Suddenly, another (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby walk out of their original selves and leave. "Uh... what was that?" (Y/n) asked. "In the fifth dimension, you can see all of your possible paths. Even ones you don't choose to do. Don't dilly dally. The longer you stay, the more complicated things will be come. Good luck." The elevator door closes.

"Come on. Let's just get that typewriter and get out of here." (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby arrive at two escalators. "Should we go up or down?" Rigby asked. Two (Y/n)s, Mordecai and Rigbys' head to the escalators, one up and one down. "Whoa. Fifth dimension." The trio said. "Dudes, video games!" Rigby runs off. "Rigby! Focus!" (Y/n) scolded. Just before Rigby can enter the Game Wave store, (Y/n) grabs his right shoulder so he can't enter. A theoretical Rigby continues running, and sets foot in the store. "No more distractions. Just think - typewriter." She said.

(Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby say typewriter as they leave Game Wave. The three walk by and noticing a coffee shop called Spillz Coffee. A theoretical (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby head towards the coffee bar. The dup then notice yet another store, a medieval store with medieval weapons from Dangerous Hobbies. Once again, the theoretical (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby get distracted and head towards the store, leaving (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby's body. The trio start running. (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby run as they notice their theoretical selves

trying on basketball shoes and sitting in massage chairs. They later pass tons of theoretical (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigbys' chilling and talking aimlessly. As they go down an escalator, a group of theoretical (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby's are on an escalator heading up. As the real (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby arrive back down, they notice an operator family riding on two wheel scooters. They turn around and look at (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby, making them scared and flee. (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby are looking at the Theoretical Mall's Map for the fifth floor, then at a statue which a theoretical (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby are climbing on, then fall into a fountain, splashing water onto the real (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby. Later, (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby are looking at the typewriter.

"Finally." (Y/n) said. The trio ran out of the Write Aide store. "Let's get this to Pops." Mordecai said. "Attention customers. The store is now closed and will soon be imploding. Merry Christmas." An employee said. "What?!" (Y/n) asked. The mall begins its imploding process. "Quick! To the elevator!" (Y/n) shouted. She, Mordecai and Rigby pass a (Y/n), theoretical Mordecai and Rigby listening to headphones in a headphone store, which is imploded after the real duo run past it.

(Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby are running past a theoretical Mordecai and Rigby plays on Kid Rides. The theoretical (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby are on the rides and get imploded. (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby run past the Dangerous Hobbies Store where a theoretical (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby are playing with weapons, but get sucked in. Meanwhile, a bunch of theoretical (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby's are running away from the imploding. The real trio is holding the typewriter and running away from the imploding process in front of the other theoretical (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigbys'. They arrive at the elevator, which is closing.

"Dudes! The elevator is closing!" Mordecai points to the elevator. "Theoretically... not!" Rigby throws the typewriter at the elevator so it doesn't close fully, damaging the typewriter in the process. The trio arrive and enter the elevator. (Y/n) takes the typewriter out, making the elevator fully close so the theoretical (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigbys' cannot escape the imploding. Inside the elevator, they hear a ding sound, waking up the trio. "Huh?" The elevator opens to the Valet swinging the cart keys, waiting for the trio's return.

The trio leave the elevator. "Looks like you three had fun. Theoretically." Valet throws the keys into Mordecai's face. Mordecai grabs them before they can fall down. Later back at Pops' House, Pops is still standing up feeling tired, with saliva drooling out of his mouth. He stops drooling and wakes up when (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby return home. "Merry Christmas, Pops!" (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby hand Pops a present. Pops opens it and looks at the typewriter. "A typewriter. Just what I needed to finish my memoirs. Should I set up in the kitchen or my room?" Pops asked. A theoretical Pops steps out of Pops' body. "We could do both. Theoretically." He said. Everyone laughs, ending the story.

Interlude 3

"The end." Rigby said. "I liked the elevator." Muscle Man said. "Yeah, very inventive." Elieen said. Oh, but the typewriter was my favorite." Pops said. Benson claps sarcastically with some peppermint bark locked in his teeth. "So, you guys want to treat Christmas like it's Halloween, huh? Well, have I got a story for you." He said.

Benson's Second Story: Krampus

The story begins with the park workers outside. "Alright, we got a lot of work to do to make it look Christmasy around here. Skips and Muscle Man, set up the fake snow machine. Pops, you handle the wreaths. Mordecai and Rigby, go decorate the snack shack, and go easy on the lights, Rigby." Benson said. "Yeah, yeah, I got it." Rigby said. Later the trio is at the snack bar, covered in lights with too many plugs on the power outlet. "Dudes, don't you think this is a little much? Remember what Benson said?" (Y/n) asked. "Benson's a scrooge!"

Rigby said. He plugs in one more plug, causing the lights to catch fire, burning the snack bar. Later, Skips puts out the fire with a hose, and Benson screams. "Not again! Why do you always disobey me?!" He shouted. "Whatever, you're not my dad." Rigby said. "You know what, Rigby? You're... bad! You're a bad boy! And you have been all year!" Benson shouted. Rigby scoffs. "Name one time!" Flashbacks to every bad deed Rigby did, including spray painting the dome occur. "Rigby -" ...flooding the living room... "you -" ...cutting Muscle Man's trailer with a chainsaw... "- are a -" ...crashing the space cart on top of him with the fountain half destroyed... " - bad -" ...and putting him in the hospital. "- boy!" The flashbacks end.

"Hey, man, no one's perfect!" Rigby argued. "Well, enough is enough! No Santa for you this Christmas!" Benson pulls out his phone. "This year, you'll get a visit from Krampus." He said. "Who?" (Y/n) asked. "He's the anti-Santa. Instead of giving presents, Krampus comes to punish all the bad children by stuffing them into his basket." Benson said. "Rigby's not a child though. I mean... I guess he technically is, but..." Rigby glares at her. "Hey!" He shouted. "It's a European thing. I'm sending an email about you to him right now." Benson said. "You wouldn't do that." Rigby said. Benson sends his email to Krampus and Rigby gasps.

"You're ruining my life!" Rigby runs off crying. "Rigby!" (Y/n) runs after him. Skips walks up to Benson. "You know Krampus isn't real, right?" He asked. "Oh, I know. Just trying to scare him." Benson said. In Krampus' lair on Earth, he takes off into space on his sleigh. Back at the house, the fake snow machine is set up while everyone is decorating the control room. Pops notices an incoming call. "Oh, Benson, we have an incoming call from somebody named... Krampus." He said. "Wait, what?!" (Y/n) asked. "Huh?" Benson answers the call.

"Hi, hello. Is there a Rigby on board?" Krampus asked. "Uh, Krampus, it's really you! I gotta be honest, I didn't even know you existed." Benson said. "Yeah, I got your email. You know, the one about me stealing Rigby and punishing him forever." Krampus said. (Y/n) sends Benson a death glare, and he chuckles nervously. "Oh, that? That was just a joke. We don't really need you, but thanks, anyway." Benson said, and Rigby nods in agreement. ""Thanks, anyway"? It was a real hassle getting over here, you know. You've wasted my time, Benson!

You're bad! You've been a bad boy!" Everyone screams as Benson ends the call and activates the shield. Krampus screams, flies over, and breaks the shields open. "He broke through!" Elieen shouted. "What do we do?!" (Y/n) asked worriedly. "Get to your battle stations! Go, go, go!" Benson shouted. Everyone runs out with their space guns as Krampus flies into the dome, and everyone gets into their positions, including Pops who fires lasers at Krampus who blocks them with his stick, but one laser hits his sleigh, and Krampus jumps off his sleigh and lands on the ground safely as the sleigh explodes behind him. Eileen, Fives, Muscle Man and Skips scream and start firing lasers at Krampus. "You're bad!" He bocks the gang's lasers with his stick. "You're all bad! You know what that means!" His basket opens as Krampus grabs Eileen.

"Bask in my basket!" He stuffs Eileen into his basket. "This ain't no gift basket!" He stuffs Skips into his basket. Fives tries to fly away, but Krampus grabs him by the hand on his head. "Get in here, you basket case!" He stuffs him into his basket. Muscle Man tries to crawl away, but Krampus grabs him by the ankle. "A-tisket, a-tasket, I'll put this green chunkadunk in my basket!" Krampus sung. "Stop! These puns are terrible!" Krampus stuffs Muscle Man into his basket as the rest of the gang continue to fire lasers at him, but Krampus sets off an ornament bomb, throws it at them, and it explodes.

Krampus jumps to the roof and chuckles evilly. "Krampus, please! It doesn't have to be this way!" Benson shouted. "I came to punish Rigby, and I'm not leaving until I do!" Krampus shouted. "Hey, I'm his boss! If anyone's is gonna punish Rigby, it's me!" Benson points at himself at the sound of a tone of a handbell ringing. Krampus screams and covers his ears. "What is that horrible sound?!" He asked. "Oh, wait, these?" Benson opens his jacket two reveal he has sixteen handbells inside it. Krampus growls. "Handbells! Why does it always have to be handbells?!" He shouted. "Guys, catch!" Benson tosses gloves to (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby and Pops who catch them and put them on to carry the handbells as Krampus gets closer to them to grab them.

"Follow my lead!" They play the handbells to the tune of "Carol of the Bells" and continue to play to get Krampus cornered. Krampus growls and covers his ears. "I can't handle such concentrated Christmas cheer!" They continue to play until Krampus explodes and his basket releases Eileen, Fives, Muscle Man and Skips out, including two German kids. "We are free!" The girl laughs. "We are free!" They run off as fruitcakes fall onto the roof. "Whoa! Krampus was made of fruitcakes!" Elieen said. "Who knew that fruitcakes could be so scary?" Olivia asked. "It's a Christmas miracle!" Fives said. "Benson, you were right. Jeez, when will I learn not to question your authority?" Rigby asked. Benson touches Rigby's shoulder. "Don't beat yourself up. You'll learn someday." He said. "Well, I definitely learned one thing. Handbells are the coolest!" (Y/n) said. Everyone chants "Handbells!" and picks up Benson and praises him, ending the story.

Interlude 4

"Handbells! Handbells! Handbells!" Benson chanted, and (Y/n) face palmed. "Dude, Benson, that was actually a pretty cool story, 'til you ruined it with the handbells!" Mordecai said. "Yeah, nobody likes handbells!" Rigby said. A light shines on them, and a huge slug-like alien resembling Santa Claus enters the house. "Ho ho ho! Did I hear someone say "handbells"?" He asked. "Oh, gross! Who are you?" Muscle Man asked. "I'm not gross, I'm Space Santa, silly! I've been traveling billions of light years to find someone who has just as much Christmas spirit as I do, and that someone is you, Benson!" Space Santa said. "Me?" Benson asked. "Yep! Put 'er there!" Benson removes Space Santa's glove to reveal... "Handbells!" Benson said. "You bet!" He starts ringing his handbells. "Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, everyone!" Everyone starts ringing their handbells. "Merry Christmas!" The dome continues flying as Ludlow floats in the air laughing. "The end."