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Trailer Trashed

"Alright, everyone. Listen up. I have a new health inspector coming in any minute, so I need everyone on—" Benson said. "On our best behavior." Everyone said with a bored tone of voice. "Ooh, here he comes!" Benson said. A van appears and the new health inspector reveals himself. "That's not our usual inspector." Muscle Man said, and (Y/n) face palms. "That's what I just SAID! DO YOU GUYS EVER LISTEN TO ME?!" Benson said, angered after they didn't listen to what he said. The health inspector wants to know who the park manager is.

"Which one of you is the park manager?" The health inspector asked. "That's me, Benson. Nice to meet you." Benson offers a handshake, but Frank doesn't shake it, leaving Benson shocked. "Mmm, hmm." Frank writes unknown information on his clipboard. "Frank Jones. City health department. I've been sent to inspect your park. Now, if it's alright with you, I'd like to get this inspection under way." Frank checks to see if the soda machine is working right, checks the tools, he checks Pops's harpsichord, checks the benches, checks the bathrooms, and finally checks the trees. Later at the park, the park workers are looking worried as Frank tensely writes on his clipboard. "Well, that's it." Frank said. "Did we—" Benson asked. "You passed. Barely." Frank said. The park workers celebrate. "The department will be in touch." He stops, agitated of what he sees.

"Wait... what is that?" Frank asked, noticing Muscle Man's trailer. "My trailer. Pretty sweet, huh?" Muscle Man asked. "No human could possibly live in that thing." Frank said. "What? No way, bro. That trailer is a palace inside. Go see for yourself." Muscle Man said. Frank opens the door to Muscle Man's trailer and quickly shuts it. He sprays paints an "x" on the door with black spray paint. It is implied that Frank is going to shut it down. "What are you doing?!" Muscle Man asked. "This trailer needs to be destroyed. I'm taking it to the dump." Muscle Man said. "What?! You can't do that! This is Muscle Man's home!" (Y/n) shouted. "Yeah! This trailer is the third best thing that's ever happened to me! I won it at a hotdog-eating contest." Muscle Man said.

~Flashback~

Muscle Man is mushing his food at the contest and winning the trailer. "The winner!" And the audience cheers. "Yeah! Alright! This is the third best thing that's ever happened to me!" Muscle Man said.

~Present~

"Look, this trailer is a health hazard and it's getting scrapped!" Frank said. "But you barely even looked at it!" Muscle Man breaks down in tears and kneels in despair and (Y/n) goes to comfort him. "I'm calling the dump!" Frank said. "Wait! Muscle Man has twenty four hours from the time of notice to get his trailer up to code. It's the law!" (Y/n) shouted angrily. "Uh..." Frank sighs.

"I'll be back in 24 hours. And when you fail inspection, again, I'm taking your trailer!" Frank walks away. "Twenty four hours? Pssh. Probably only take me one. What am I gonna do with the other twenty three?" Muscle Man said. "Muscle Man, we need to see the inside of your trailer." Benson said. "Sure, dudes. Mi casa es your house." Everyone enters the trailer and groans disgustedly at the sight of the trailer's inside. There is nothing clean inside. "Pretty chill, right?" Muscle Man said as he enters. Pops notices flies buzzing around a pan. "Oh, my!" He said. "That's my breakfast nook." Muscle Man said.

"Okay Muscle Man, no offense, but this trailer is disgusting." (Y/n) said as she looks around with a grossed out look. "Agreed." Thomas said. "What the..." Skips sees a hole in the ceiling. "Sunroof, bro." Muscle Man said. "You mean a skylight?" (Y/n) asked. "Dude, Muscle Man, what is that?!" Rigby asked. Muscle Man picks up a bowl containing an unknown substance. "Well, it used to be a bowl of chili. Now it's more of a house plant." The other park employees are unimpressed by the trailer.

"Now you know how I live. I need help." Muscle Man said. "Don't worry, dude." Mordecai said. "There's no way we'll let the inspector take your trailer away." Ridgy said. "And if we all contribute, this caravan will be spick-and-span in no time." Pops said. "Yeah!" (Y/n) said. "Thanks, bros. LET'S DO THIS!" Muscle Man throws a house plant. Everyone glares at him with anger and annoyance.

"Are you TRYING to make a bigger mess?" (Y/n) asked. "I'll clean that up." Muscle Man said. The gang help remake the trailer day and night. The next day, it's as good as new. "I can't believe we actually did it." Benson said. "Yeah, who knew under all that dirt and junk was a kinda decent mobile home?" Rigby asked. "Right? I actually wouldn't mind living here now." (Y/n) said.

"You're sure to pass the inspection now." Pops said. "Thanks, guys. I couldn't have done it without you. I can't wait to see the look on that chump's face when he sees-" Muscle Man said, they all hear Frank clapping. "Mmm. Impressive." He said. "Yeah. Sorry to disappoint you, but it looks like I'm keeping my trailer." Muscle Man said. "You guys really put a lot of work into this thing. Unfortunately, I still have to fail you." Frank said. "What?!" Muscle Man asked.

"But that's not fair! We fixed the entire thing! You can't fail us!" (Y/n) shouted angrily. "Yeah, see? Take this shutter for example." An assistant #1 puts it out of shape. "Not up to code!" Frank said. "Dude, what the heck!?" Mordecai asked. "What are you doing?!" (Y/n) asked. "That window over there?" Assistant #2 shoots an arrow and shatters it. "Not up to code!" Frank said.

And Muscle Man growls silently. "Quit messing up my trailer, bro!" He shouted. "Even this doorknob here." Frank kicks it. "Not up to CODE! This trailer is nothing but a pile." Frank said. "Only because of you!" (Y/n), enraged, was about to charge and attack him, only for her best friends and Thomas to hold her back as she growls. ""Calm down, (Y/n)!" Mordecai said. "Yeah, he's not worth it!" Rigby said. "Let go so I can pound him!" (Y/n) shouted furiously. "No violence!" Thomas shouted, but just as he said that, an enraged Muscle Man punches him in the face and he falls.

The park members gasp in shock, alongside the assistants, who get ready to beat Muscle Man up. "You're not taking my trailer!" The assistants come up. "NO!" Frank wipes his nose. "You get that one for free. Let's ride." Frank heads back to his vehicle. "I'm coming back for that trailer, and when I do, I'm bringing an army. You're gonna wish you'd never won that hotdog-eating contest!" He drives off. The trio finally let go of (Y/n) and she sighs angrily.

"I really wanted to beat him up." (Y/n) growls. "Sorry (Y/n)." Rigby said. Muscle Man twirls and throws his shirt. "Whoo-hoo! Eat on that, health department!" He shouted. "You know, I'm no expert in this category but I'm getting the feeling that those guys aren't actually health inspectors." (Y/n) said. "Ya think?" Thomas asked her with his arms crossed. "This is no time to celebrate or for snarky comments.

Didn't you hear that guy? He's bringing an army!" Benson shouted. "How are we to stand up to those ruffians?" Pops asked. "One thing I've learned from food-eating contests is: Even when you're at your limit and feel like you're gonna puke your guts out, you never give up! You threaten a man's home,

you threaten the man! I don't care how many guys he brings, I'm standing up to that punk! You with me?!" Muscle Man asked, and all cheer in response. "Good, cause I have a plan." Muscle Man goes inside of his trailer and calls his brother, Muscle Bro. "You there, Muscle Bro?" He asked. "What's up, little brother?" John asked. "I need your help. Bring the truck. Frank and his henchmen are driving to the Huge Dump. "Hey, listen up! Those punks think they can keep that trailer from me?! That trailer's mine! To the park!!" Frank shouted. His henchmen cheer and drive off. John closes his truck. "Trailer locked and loaded, bro?" Muscle Man asked.

"Locked and ready to go, bro." John said. "Everybody here?" Muscle Man asked. "Everybody except Fives." Rigby said. "Yeah, we should wait." Mordecai said. "Yeah, where is the little guy?" (Y/n) asked as she looks around. "No time. Now you dudes should know this is gonna be dangerous. Ya wanna bail, I'll understand. In fact, (Y/n), I think you should stay out of this." Muscle Man said,

and her eyes widened. "What?! Why? I want to help too!" She said. "But... he has a point, (Y/n). It might be better for you to stay here." Benson said. She looks at him in disbelief. "What?! You too?! Come on! I can handle this!" She said. "I want to help!" She protested. Muscle Man looks like he's about to protest again. "I'm helping you, Muscle Man! End of story!" She said, and he sighs a little.

"Okay, if you insist..." Thomas looks at her with concern, then raises his hand. "Yeah, Thomas?" Muscle Man asked. "Are we getting overtime for this?" He asked. "NO!" Benson shouted, and (Y/n) nudges Thomas lightly. "Thomas, this isn't about overtime. We're just trying to help a friend here." (Y/n) said.

"Exactly. Muscle Man, I think I speak for everybody here when I say we're doing this cause we're your friends." Mordecai said. "Thanks, bros." Muscle Man said. "It's just that I don't know him that well, and..." Thomas said. "THOMAS!!!" Everyone except Muscle Man said angrily. Muscle Man sniffs. "Dude, what do ya smell?" Rigby asked. "Danger. Positions!" Everyone heads to their position. Frank and his men are at the park entrance. "Muscle Man, we have two paths. Down one, you hand over your trailer, we leave peacefully.

The other leads to violence and horror." Frank said. "YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LEADS TO VIOLENCE AND HORROR?! MY MOM!!!" Muscle Man said. "Uh, that's not one of our choices." Benson, Pops, Skips and Thomas drive up in their vehicles. Benson and Pops in Pops' car, with its own driver drives; while Skips and Thomas in a pick-up truck, with Skips driving.

"Hey, you're the most persistent health inspector ever." Benson said. "We're not giving you the trailer." Skips said. "Very well." Frank's henchmen jump out of their vehicles and approach the park workers, who gasp. "Muscle Man, now!" Benson said, via walkie talkie. At that moment, there is an explosion. It clears up, revealing Muscle Man and John driving the truck out through the gates of the park.

As they crush one of the vehicles of the henchmen, the other park workers follow suit. Frank sees a border sign. At that moment, there is an explosion. It clears up, revealing Muscle Man and John driving the truck out through the gates of the park. As they crush one of the vehicles of the henchmen, the other park workers follow suit. Frank sees a border sign.

"Aaaah! They're taking the truck to the border! Stop that truck!" Frank and his henchmen roll out. The park workers and John are driving. John and Muscle Man cheer. "Looks like we've got a convoy going! Now remember, the inspector doesn't have any jurisdiction out of state. Guard the trailer, and once we cross the border, we'll be untouchable." Muscle Man said. "Ten four!" Benson shouted. Frank and his henchmen have caught up. One of the henchmen head for the truck. "Hey!" Rigby shouted. Mordecai knocks him out of the way with the cart. "Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm!" The trio said. Another assistant shoots Skips' vehicle with flaming arrows, but Skips puts it in reverse and destroys him.

"Yeah! Way to go, dudes!" They're not far from the border. The helicopter assistant tries to destroy the truck with bombs from above. "Benson! Pops! Take care of the helicopter!" Muscle Man said, Pops puts his car in flying mode, and heads for the helicopter while Frank and one of the assistants come around the truck. The helicopter assistant throws more bombs, eventually knocking out Skips and Thomas. "Grenades! Woah!" Thomas shouted. "We're out." Skips said.

Benson and Pops have caught up to the helicopter and finally knock it out. "Yeah! Yay!" The assistant at the back of a two-passenger vehicle points an arrow gun at the car and shoots a barrel of arrows at it. Pops get oil all over his face from the car. "Carmenita!" Pops shouted. He and Benson scream as the car flies backwards. "Muscle Man, we're out, too." Benson said. The arrow gunner laughs, but Mordecai then knocks his vehicle out of the way with the cart. "Eat cart, dumpheads!" Rigby shouted. (Y/n), Rigby and Mordecai shout a loud 'woah!', but find the vehicle has come back on track.

They scream as the arrow gunner fires rapidly at the cart, finally popping a tire and eliminating them. "Sorry, dude." (Y/n) said. The two-passenger vehicle heads for the truck. "Not on my watch!" John werves the truck to the side of the vehicle and destroys it, causing a brief explosion. Emerging from it is a furious Frank. "GIMME THAT TRAILER!" Frank and the last assistant are at the sides of the truck.

Frank screams as they both climb on. John tries to close the window on the assistant, but the assistant puts pressure on the window, causing John to lose his grip. They both get into a rumble and the assistant pulls John out through the window. "Muscle Bro!" Muscle Man takes the wheel. He sees a sign that says 'Border Up Ahead'. "The border!" Frank then comes in and punches him in the face, causing the truck to go off the road to the border. The two are now fighting as they head for a cliff.

"What's your problem?! You're the most insane health inspector ever!" Muscle Man shouted. "Health inspector? I'm no health inspector!" Frank shouted. "What?" Muscle Man asked. "You really don't remember, do you? I'm Frank Jones!" A confused Muscle Man shakes his head. Frank then takes his glasses off. Muscle Man gasps as he remembers him from the hotdog-eating contest.

In a flashback, Frank Jones is struggling to eat more hotdogs. "I was the runner-up that day." Freak said. "And Frank is out! Look at Mitch! Some kind of water technique." Muscle Man performs the technique and wins the trailer. Frank is disappointed. Back to the present... "Using water to mush your food is cheating!" Frank shouted. "It's totally," Muscle Man pushes Frank away. "Legit! That's how Japan wins all the time!" He shouted.

"THIS TRAILER IS MINE!" Both continue fighting until Muscle Man gives in. "You want it so badly? You can have it!" Muscle Man pushes Frank to the door. Muscle Man ties his shirt to the steering wheel. "No!" Frank shouted. Muscle Man pulls out the brakes of the truck, jumps out before Frank gets to him, and rolls away. Frank tries to control the truck but to no avail. "The trailer!" Frank climbs on top of the truck and opens up the back, only to find a 'Gotcha Dude!' sign. "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

He goes down with the truck over the cliff, and dies in the explosion. Muscle Man appears, looking down at the scene. "Gotcha, bro." The other park workers appear. The park crew don't know that trailer wasn't in John's truck. They feel sorry for Muscle Man to lose his trailer and leaving him homeless. "Sorry we couldn't save your trailer, Muscle Man." (Y/n) said. "You can stay in the house until you find a new vehicle to live in." Pops offered. "Guys, it's cool. My trailer's still back at the park!" Muscle Man said.

"What?" Everyone asked. "Fives has been guarding it this whole time." Hi Five Ghost comes out of the bushes, revealing this is true. "I needed everyone to believe we were driving to the border so the inspector would take the bait. And that punk totally fell for it!" Muscle Man laughs. "Of course." (Y/n) said,

with a smile and shake of her head. "Remind me to never touch Muscle Man's stuff." Rigby said. "Don't worry, I will." (Y/n) said. "Seriously, though. You guys really came through for me today. Thanks." Muscle Man said. John comes out of some bushes looking bruised and battered. "Sorry I'm late. Did we get him?" John asked. "Yeah. We got him, bro." Muscle Man said. "Whooooo!" John hi fives Muscle Man. "Way to go little brother. So, where's my truck?" Muscle Man frowns.

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