At Pops' House, (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, Benson, Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost are at the steps. (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby are linked on a video game. Skips walks by with a wheelbarrow. "So, who's up for cards at my house tonight?" Skips asked. Muscle Man holds up four tickets. "Can't. Me and Fives are taking our ladies to see some Mexican wrestling." He said. "Mucho romantico." Fives said. "Audrey and I are going to a jazz concert." Benson said. "I got plans with Olivia." Rigby said.

"Who's Olivia?" Muscle Man asked him curiously. "(Y/n)'s other sister." Rigby said. "Oooooooooooooooh!" Muscle Man and Fives teased, and Rigby scoffs. "Get your heads outta the gutter! We're just hanging out is all. She wants to get to know me more because I'm her sister's best friend, that's all. It's not like I'm gonna start dating her sister like Mordecai." Rigby said, who scoffs before turning to face him. "Haha, real funny Rigby." He said. "Oh right, because your heart still belongs to (Y/n), right?" Muscle Man teases, and Rigby scowls at him, and everyone laughs a little. "Oh that's so funny I forgot to laugh!" Rigby growls.

"Besides, if anything, Thomas is the one for (Y/n), am I right?" Rigby smirks in her direction and she glares at him. "Hey!" She shouted. "Well he is always flirting with her." Mordecai smirks, and (Y/n) glares at him next. "And making excuses to hang out with her." Fives added. "And calling her dumb nicknames." Muscle Man snickers, and so does everyone else. "Okay, enough! We're just friends, okay! Nothing more, nothing less! Friends, got it?!" (Y/n) asked. "Whatever you say (Y/n)..." Rigby smirks playfully. "You know who else is just friends?" Muscle Man asked. (Y/n),

Mordecai and Rigby glare at him, while Benson and Skips just stare in disbelief. All five can understand what Muscle Man said was an innuendo. "Mordecai?" Skips asked. "Aw, I would, but Anna and I are going to a laser light show tonight. But you can totally come with us." Mordecai said. "Ah, no. That's okay. I've, uhhh, I got some other guys coming over. In fact, I better get going. Uh, have fun, everyone." Skips said. "Wait, (Y/n)'s got nothing planned for tonight, you should go with him, (Y/n)." Rigby said.

Skips eyes the chipmunk, asking her if she wanted to come without really asking, and she glares at Rigby. "Actually, smart guy, I..." she trails off. "You what?" Rigby asked. "I..." (Y/n) said. "Just spill it!" She looks nervous for a second, then sighs. "Thomas wanted me to hang out with him tonight!" She admitted in defeat, and Rigby bursts into laughter. "I knew it!" He said. "Shut up!" She shouted. "Thomas and (Y/n) sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" Muscle man and Fives sung as they danced, and (Y/n) glares at the duo. "Real mature guys, real mature." She said sarcastically. "Well, have fun." Skips smirks, and she covers her face with embarrassment.

He walks off. Everyone says their goodbyes to him. Skips comes in, turns on the light and goes to his table, where he has food and a stack of cards set up. He sighs and puts the food away, straightens things up, and goes to lift some weights. He plays cards by himself, then goes to the fridge and takes sardines. Skips is seen watching TV and eating.  "Baby, I don't know where I'd be today if I hadn't met you." A man said. "Probably home alone watching a romantic comedy in the dark."

The woman said. Both laugh, and Skips groans. Later (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby are walking together. "How was the laser show?" Rigby elbows Mordecai. "Did you put your arm around Anna?" He asked. "Did you put your arm around Olivia?" Mordecai asked, and (Y/n) laughs. "He's got you there dude." She said. "Stop talking!" Rigby shouted, then smirks at (Y/n). "How was your movie date with Thomas?" He asked. "Ugh! It was just a hang out! He even said so himself!" (Y/n) shouted angrily, and Mordecai scoffs. "Yeah, cause guys definitely take girls to the movies just to 'hang out'" Mordecai said, and he and Rigby laugh. "Fine, ask him then, I'm telling the truth Mordecai." (Y/n) said.

"What movie did you two see?" Rigby asked. "A Mission Impossible movie." (Y/n) said. "Isn't that a spy movie?" Rigby asked. "He was into it." (Y/n) said. "Wait. Skips?" Mordecai asked, as the trio soon see him. Skips is sitting on a stool outside. "You okay, man?" Rigby asked. "Yeah." Then he corrects himself. "No! I've been skipping solo for too long now. I need to start dating again." Skips said. "Skips! Gettin' back in the saddle!" Rigby said. "I guess. It's been so long,

I don't even know where to start." Skips said. "Aw, it can't be that bad. How long's it been?" (Y/n) asked. "200 years." Skips said. "Wooooaaaaaaahhh!" Mordecai and Rigby said. "Yikes..." (Y/n) said. "Well, better now than never. You just gotta get out there." Mordecai said. "What you need are some wingmen." Rigby said. "Wingmen?" Skips asked. "You know, your co-pilots. Your bros.

The one's who got your back while you're looking for ladies." Rigby said. "Hmm." Later, Skips picks up his phone and dials a number. "It's me. Uh, I need some wingmen." Skips said. "I've been waiting 200 years to hear you say that." Gary said. At a club called Shark Tank, people are hanging out, and Skips, Gary, Techmo and Reginald are at a table. "So, uh, what happens now? Do we just sit here and wait till they come talk to us?" Skips asked. "Waiting doesn't get you the ladies, Skips." Gary said.

"Watch and learn." Techmo said. Two ladies are seated at a table. Gary and Techmo walk over to them. "Excuse me, ladies. Perhaps you could settle a bet. Which one of us do you think is older?" Gary asked. "I dunno." One of them said. "Neither. We're both immortal." Gary snaps his fingers. The ladies disappear and reappear next to Gary and Techmo, respectively. "Plus, we're magic." The ladies laugh as they walk off with Gary and Techmo. "Ooh, check it out." Reginald said.

"Two ladies are widely smiling at Reginald and Skips. "Fly honies giving us eye contact." They go to the ladies. "Excuse me. Are you a parking ticket? Cause you've got "fine" written all over you." Reginald said, and they laugh. "We are fine." The 2nd lady said. "Hey, that's a nice outfit you have on there." Reginald bumps Skips. "Uh, yeah." Skips stammers. "I like it a lot." He said. "What do you like about it?" The 3rd woman asked. "Oh, uh, it looks comfortable, uh, like uhh...." Skips sees Reginald's "diaper" "Like my friend's diaper!" He said. "My dress looks like a diaper?!" Reginald glares at Skips. "He just said I'm wearing a diaper!" The lady smashes a plate. Back at Skips' house, (Y/n),

Mordecai and Rigby are laughing and throwing cards into a trashcan. Gary's car magically appears to drop Skips off. "We'll try again next week, Skips. Who wants to see a supernova?" Gary asked the ladies. The ladies laugh again. Reginald sticks his head through the window. "And, by the way, it's not a diaper!" Gary drives off. "They're adult diapers! There's a differeeeeeeeence!" Reginald shouted. Skips sighs and goes to (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby. "Hey, Skips." Mordecai said.

"Meet any fine females tonight?" Rigby asked. "Yeah, how was it?" (Y/n) asked curiously. "I'm just not cut out for the whole club scene." Skips said. "Dude, nobody meets anybody at clubs anymore." Rigby said. "Yeah. There's an option for people like you who make terrible first impressions." Mordecai said, and (Y/n) elbows him. "Ow!" Mordecai glares at her. "The internet!" The trio said. In the computer room, (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby are setting up an online dating profile for Skips. "Alright. We gotta fill in your profile. Profession?" (Y/n) asked. "Park Groundskeeper." Skips said. "Uh-uh-uh." (Y/n) air quotes. "Environmental Technologist." She said. "Hobbies?" Rigby asked as he typed. "I'm good at fixing stuff." Skips said.

"Mechanical wiz who can fix anything: busted engines, broken hearts, whatever you got." Rigby said. "You've travelled all over the world. Girls like a guy who's cultured." Mordecai said. "Fought monsters with a ninja sword, arm wrestled Death, and also you love kittens to show your softer side. And done!" Rigby clicks and completes the profile "Skipster" "Now, what do we do?" Skips asked.

"Sit back and let the ladies come to you." Mordecai said. "How long's it gonna take?" Skips asked. "I dunno. It could be a while." (Y/n) said, but then the computer beeps. "Never mind..." (Y/n) said. "Whoa, look at that! You've already got 85,000 views!" Rigby said. "Dude, you're on the front page of the website! "Based on your top-rated profile, you've been selected to be a contestant on the hit dating show It's a Date!"" Mordecai said. "What?" Skips asked. "Aw, man. You'll meet someone now for sure!" (Y/n) said. "Up high!" Rigby raises his hand. "I can't go on a dating show. I'm not that kind of guy." Skips said. "Would you rather be the kind of guy who spends the next 200 years shuffling his cards?" Rigby asked. Skips is at loss for words.

"Rigby!" (Y/n) shouted. "What?! It's true..." he said. Later at the Two Peaks Mall, (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby and Skips enter a shop called Player Station, where Skips tries on a suit and new shoes. The trio are impressed. They go to another place in the mall called Spray Crazy, where Skips gets a spray tan. At Cheap Cuts, Skips gets a haircut. When it's finished, (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby are happy with his new look. Back at Skips' house, he is looking at himself in the mirror. "Looking good, Skips!" (Y/n) said. "I don't know. These pants are a little tight." Skips said.

"You wanna look cool, right?!" Rigby said, and Skips sighs. "Yes." He said. "It's getting late. We gotta get you prepped for the questions on the show tonight." Mordecai said. "What questions?" Skips asked. "Dude, the ladies ask you questions and you impress them with your slick responses." Rigby said. Mordecai takes out cards. "Here, let's run through a practice round.

"If you were trapped on a desert island with just one thing, what would it be?" He asked. "Boom! Go!" (Y/n) said. "That's easy. Fresh water." Skips said, and Rigby sounds like a buzzer. "Wrong! You gotta say something cool like, "All I need is your deep blue eyes to look into," Cheese it up! Make em laugh! It's not hard." He said. "How do you know?" Skips asked, and (Y/n) snickers. "Good question." She said, and Rigby glares at her. "Cause I've seen every episode of It's a Date!" There's a silence. "What? I've had a lotta spare time since Mordecai started dating Anna and since (Y/n) started spending time with Thomas." Rigby said.

"If you're so good at this, why don't you do it?!" Skips asked. "I would if I could!" Rigby shouted. "Oh, so you admit that you can't?!" Skips asked. "No! It's just that I don't have the right look or whatever, which has nothing to do with me being cool with my words." Rigby said. "Well, I'm not a word guy, okay?!" Skips asked. "Hmm-hmm-hmm. I got an idea." Mordecai said. Later the gang are at the show. "Welcome to It's a Date! Let's give it up for your host, Bob Karpett!" The announcer said. Bob walks on stage as the live audience cheers.

"Thank you, thank you! Let's give a warm welcome to our bachelorette, Sheena Albright!" Sheena walks on stage. "Sheena is a molecular biologist who loves tennis, Italian cuisine, and sloths." The audience cheers. "Now it's time to meet our 3 eligible bachelors!" There are show 3 shadows. "Bachelor number one is a hip-hop enthusiast." A shadow reveals a guy with a body of a horse. "Please welcome Jimmy Jamzz!" "Yo yo yo! What's peepin', Sheena?" Jimmy asked, and she giggles. "Yo!" She said.  "Bachelor number two runs his own T-shirt business." The next shadow reveals a guy wearing and holding a t-shirt.

"Say hello to the T-Shirt Man!" Bob shouted. "Buy my t-shirts!" The man shouted. "A little aggressive, much?" (Y/n) asked. "And, bachelor number three is a ventriloquist." The shadow reveals Skips with Rigby as a ventriloquist, and (Y/n) tries so hard not to laugh. "Say hello to Skips and his dummy, Lil' Rigs!" Bob said. "Hey hey, what's shaking, dogface? Hold on tight, strap yourself in, cause a date with me will make your head spin!" Rigby said, and Sheena laughs with the audience as Skips smiles, and Mordecai and (Y/n) snicker.

"Alright, Sheena. It's time for your first question for our bachelors." Bob said. "If we went out on a date, where would you take me? Bachelor #1." She said. "Girl, I'd take you to the hoppinest dance club in town. 'Cause Jimmy Jamzz is all about bustin' killer moves, girl!" His belly rolls. "Aw yeah. dawg!" Jimmy said. "Okay. Bachelor #2." Sheena said. "I would take you to a fine dining establishment and then show you my latest line of t-shirts!" The guy takes off his shirt revealing one with a heart and whoops.

"Hmmm. Bachelor #3?" Sheena asked. "Uh, go out for a nice meal?" Skips asked. "And go to the planetarium! Cause you surely belong with all the other heavenly bodies." Rigby said. The audience oooohs while Sheena blushes and giggles.  'Who knew Rigby was such a smooth talker.' (Y/n) thought. "Next question. What is your biggest dream in life? Bachelor #1." Sheena said. "Pssh. Girl, I'm already living my dream! I've been regional hip-hop dance champion 9 times in a row, player! Shout out to my Four Legger Crew!" Jimmy shouted, and the crew dances.

"Bachelor #2?" Sheena asked. "My dream is to sell my t-shirts in all stores nationwide. That and move out of my momma's basement." The guy said. "Okay, he's out." (Y/n) said. "Ehh. Bachelor #3." Sheena said. "Well, uh, save up for retirement." Skips said, and (Y/n) face palms. "Geez, Gramps! You're not dead yet! But judging by your stage presence, you might as well be! Hey yo!"

The audience laughs while Skips is not amused. "But seriously, Sheena. My only dream is to make each day with you better than the last." Rigby said, and (Y/n) snorts, trying not to laugh. "So romantic." She joked, and Mordecai laughs. "Awww!" Everyone said. "Uh, why thank you, Bachelor #3." Sheena said. "Aw, come on! That's the worst pickup line I ever heard!" The T-Shirt Man said. "The only thing you should pick up is a pair of scissors and cut off that lame mullet!" Rigby said, and the audience laughs while T-Shirt man feels his hair. "Rigby!" Skips scolded.

"Hey, the audience loves me. Wish I could say the same for these two dummies." Rigby said. "You callin' me a dummy, dummy?" The T-Shirt man asked, and (Y/n) scoffs. "Oh yeah, real original." She said sarcastically. "No, but you know who is calling you is your mom! She wants your ringcheck, fool!" Rigby said. "I've had enough of your lip, son! Playtime's over!" The T-Shirt man rips off his heart shirt revealing a fist shirt, then takes a gun setting it from

"Stadium Event" to "Kill Some Fool". He starts shooting T-shirt bullets at Skips but he carries Rigby out of harm's way. Jimmy starts hip-hop dancing. "I just cen-tore it up!" He starts crashing the set, causing Sheena to scream. "Uh oh..." (Y/n) whispers. "Eat t-shirt!" The man shoots more t-shirts around the set. "Let's teach this punk some manners!" A crew member shouted.

He gets shot by a t-shirt. The T-Shirt Man shoots a stagelight. The audience and Bob scream as it's about to fall on him. Skips grabs the stage light and throws it aside. He moves Jimmy out of the way of a stage wall. He sees T-Shirt Man. "That's enough!" Skips grabs a gun and punches him. "Look out!" Mordecai and (Y/n) shouted. Skips notices the stage pillars falling on each other, and one is about to fall on a screaming Sheena, when he holds it up, causing his suit it rip off, stunning her. He throws the pillar aside. "You okay?" He lifts Sheena and grabs a mic.

"Look everyone I'm not a ventriloquist." The audience gasps. He points to Rigby. "And this isn't a dummy," the audience gasps again. "The truth is, I'm just a simple guy who works at a park, a quiet guy who wants to meet a nice girl. Someone I can spend time with and talk to, and, uh,  doesn't mind that I like to go commando." The man signals a gasp sign, and the audience gasps.

"Anyway, I'm sorry I wasted everybody's time." Skips drops the mic and leaves. "Wait! I choose Bachelor #3!" Sheena said. "Huh?" Skips asked. Bob picks up the mic. "It's a date!" Sheena runs up to Skips as the audience cheers. T-Shirt Man reveals a sad face shirt. "Sheena and Skips, you two win an all-expenses-paid trip to Costa Rica!" The audience, including (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby, continue to cheer as Sheena and Skips smile at each other.

Back at Pops' house sometime later, (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby are waiting. A taxi drives up, and Skips comes out. "Keep the change!" Skips said, and the taxi drives off. "Skips! Skips! Skips!" The trio said. "How was Costa Rica with your chicka?!" Rigby asked, and (Y/n) laughs. "Well, uhhh. Ah, she was too high-maintenance. But I'm back in the saddle. Thanks, guys." Skips said. "Whoooooooaaaaaaaaaaaa!" The trio said. "Nice, nice." Mordecai said.