Poob was standing in the elevator, blowing his horn. He had just finished the floor with the bouncing teapots (i don't have floor knowledge) and was worn out. He was sat on the floor, panting heavily. He had gotten 27 points all on his own and was feeling proud of himself. He was excited to see who would enter the elevator next.

After about 5 minutes, the elevator came to a halt, and the doors slid open. Poob readied his gift, and in walked Pest. "Hai Pest!!!!" Poob said cheerfully. "お前らツイッターを黙らせろ" Pest responded grumpily. (shut up you twit, was what he said) "I think that was a nice thing!" Poob said cheerfully, having no clue what Pest just said.

"Here's your gift!" Poob said, shoving it into Pest's hands. He stared at it for a moment before tossing it out of the elevator as the doors closed. "Hey, why'd you throw it away?" Poob said, hurt and sad. "It was stupid. I hate gifts, and kindness." (emo ahhhh) "B-but you could've given it to someone else instead, given them joy."

"Joy is for the weak. An illusion." This made Poob even more sad. "B-But-"Shut it, you half-baked idiot." (he's so mean to poor poob) This made Poob begin sobbing. He didn't like when people threw away his gifts, or destroyed them, and hated it even more when they were mean. "Stop sobbing you idiot." This only made poob sob more.

"Baka." (idiot) He walked over, lifted Poob from the floor, and gave him a hug. This immediately cheered Poob up, and hugged Pest tight. "Alright enough touching. I said enough! Stop that!" Poob was now nuzzling his face into Pest's cheek like a cat.

Pest looked away, blushing slightly. "恋に病んだダミー" (lovesick dummy) Poob still had no clue what he said, and hugged Pest tight. Then the doors opened to reveal Prototype and Split. When they saw the two hugging, the gasped and look at each other, making noises like teenage girls, aka "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" out of joy. Pest shoved Poob off him and walked to a corner of the elevator. 

"Not a word, either of you, or I'll have a new rug, and I can fix my microwave." (headcanon: Pest's microwave has been broken for 16 years) "Yup! You got it Pest!" Split said, giggling with Prototype. "And don't do that again, you dummy." Pest said to poob, slightly affectionately. "You got it Pesty!!!" He said, blowing his party horn. Pest blushed slightly and the nickname,a dn turned away, smiling to himself.

A/N

Sorry it was short, didn't have a ton of motivation today. Hope it was satifactory.