Why would you request this....

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Imagine Felix, being the conceded lover he is, falling in love with himself. So deeply in love he would spend every day of alone time pampering and pleasuring himself. And after watching a romantic movie that said "If you love it so much why don't you marry it" Felix found himself walking down the isle .... not by himself... but with himself. After the trading of I do's and rings Felix kissed a mirror and ran off on his honey moon.... we all know what happens next. What a lovely couple...

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Just why .... wacker_r