Middle of the Canyon

Tucker comes out of the teleporter with black armor on.

Church: Are you okay, Tucker?

Tucker: Yeah, I'm fine. (runs up to the top of a nearby hill) Come on, Caboose!

Caboose: (on top of the base) Does it hurt?!

Tucker: No, not at all!

Sammy: I wouldn't trust him.

Caboose: Okay! Here I come!

Sammy: Dammit Caboose.

Church: Does it hurt for real?

Tucker: Ohh, yeah. Big time.

Church and Tucker turn towards the teleporter.

Caboose: (emerging from the teleporter in black armor) Owwwchie. (turns to Tucker) You lied to me.

Church: Alright Sammy, you stay there incase this plan goes to hell!

Sammy: Okay!

Red Base

Sarge is seen on top of the base.

Sarge: Ah, dammit. Lopez, c'mere. Do you see something out there?

Lopez looks through a sniper rifle, then turns to Sarge and lowers his head.  Cut to Grif, Scout, and Simmons inside the base.

Simmons: There's no L in it, it's pronounced both.

Grif: That's what I'm saying. Bolth.

Simmons: Both.

Grif: You sound like such an ass the way you say it.

Scout: How did this conversation start?

Sarge: Grif! Quit your yammering and get your keister up here. Need some help. Got more of them Special Ops fellas headed toward the base.

Grif: As in... more than one? Uh, maybe bolth Simmons and I should go, sir.

Simmons: BOTH.

Grif: Seriously, man, like an ass.

Sarge: Well, well. Another brilliant idea from the think tank. Why don't you both come up? Leave the prisoner and Scout alone. Hell have Scout leave too! We could just put her on the honor system - have her guard herself.

Grif: Good point, sir.

Sarge: YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT IT IS! Now get your ass up here. We got just enough time for me to spraypaint the bull's-eye on your back... Ah, by bull's-eye I of course mean camouflage. Now move it, cupcake.

Grif: Yeah... (sighs) I'll be right up.

Scout: Good luck.

Grif: Thanks.

As Grif walked away Scout looked back at Tex who was staring at her.

Scout: What?

Tex: Your last name is Scout?

Scout: No but my last name made Sarge uncomfortable so they call me by my first name.

Tex: .....Johnson?

Scout: H-how do you k-know my last name?!

Tex: Can I talk to you alone?

Scout looked at Simmons.

Scout: Five minutes.

Simmons nodded and walked away. Scout looked back at Tex who was taking off her helmet. Under the helmet is a blond woman with green eyes.

Scout: Allison?!

Tex: Hello Scout.

Scout took her helmet off and walked towards her. Her long brown hair falling down her back.

Scout: B-but how?! They said you were killed in action.

Tex: She was. I'm an AI of her. I have all of her memories.

Scout looked at Tex before hugging her.

Scout: I've missed you.

Tex: (hugs back) I've missed you too.

After a minute or two they separate and put their helmets back on.

Tex: How's Sammy?

Scout: No clue. I haven't seen him in four years.

Tex: (surprised) Really? But you two are never apart.

Scout: Yeah well...shit happens.

Simmons comes back in before Tex could ask anything else, ending the conversation.

Outside Red Base

Church is seen looking through a sniper rifle.

Church: Hey, Tucker. Come in, man. You there? This is Church. It's working. The orange one is coming out of the base. I repeat, the orange one is coming out of the base.

Cut to Caboose and Tucker hiding behind a rock, listening over the radio.

Tucker: Roger that.

Caboose: Oh, oh oh oh, Tucker, Tucker, Tucker! Is that.. Is that Church?

Church: Okay, now just keep moving around outside of the base, and draw their attention.

Caboose: (speaking over Church, drowning him out) Tell him, that I.. that I said.. for me to say hi..?

Tucker: Whoa, wait, wait, hey. What? I missed that, Caboose was talking to me. Shut up man, I'm on the radio.

Cut to Church.

Church: I said, just keep movin-

Tucker: (over radio) I'm not yelling, I'm just telling you to let me finish talking to Church. ...No, I'll tell him you said "hi" later. No, you can't talk to him. How could you possibly talk to him on my headset?

Church: (severs the connection) Oh my god. I can't believe I actually died for this war.

Red Base

Grif is seen looking through a sniper rifle. Church can be seen running through the background towards Red Base.

Grif: I don't see any- (sees Caboose running across the Gulch) Uh oh. Yep, there's one. (Caboose stops next to a rock and stares at it) ...Why is he just standing there?

Outside Red Base

Tucker is crouching behind another rock.

Tucker:Caboose, get behind the rock. They can still see you.

Caboose: They can't see me. I can't see them!

Tucker: That's because you're facing the rock.

Caboose: (looks at the base) Oh. Right. (ducks behind the rock)

Tucker: Real smooth, dipshit.

Red Base

Sarge: They're definitely Special Ops. I ain't seen troop movements this coordinated since my days on Sidew- (Church enters Sarge's body) Wa-kika-herger!

Grif: Sir, are you okay?

Church as Sarge: Uh, who you talking to, Red? Me?

Grif: (sarcastically) No. I'm talking to Lopez. Because, you know, that's real rewarding.

Lopez takes a swing at Grif who steps back.

Grif: Hey, what'd I tell you about that?

Church: Oh, uh I-I'm fine, that's... I'm just so mad about, these uh, god damn Blues out here. They got me so god damn mad, I could spit! (horks one up and spits on his visor)

Grif: ...Um, sir? Did you just spit inside your own helmet?

Church: Uh, yeah. I guess I did.

Grif: Permission to speak freely, sir?

Church: Go ahead.

Grif: That's really fucking gross.

Outside Red Base

Caboose is crouching down.

Caboose: Hey, Tucker?

Tucker: What?

Caboose: I'm having a really good time... with... you.

Tucker: (annoyed) That's great, Caboose.

Caboose: Yeah, it's like we're real soldiers.

Tucker: Would you please go hide behind another rock?

Red Base

Church as Sarge is seen running down to where Tex, Scout, and Simmons are.

Church: Hey, man. What's up, yo?

Scout: Are you okay Sarge?

Simmons: Uh... hey...? What's going on out there, sir?

Church: What's, uh.. why nothin'. Why would you ask if somethin's wrong?

Simmons: I think that's a perfectly normal question in a time of war.

Church: Yeah, well, I don't know. You're starting to act kinda suspicious there ..other Red guy. So I'ma keep my eye on you.

Simmons: (turning around to face Tex) Sarge, I'm starting to think that-

Church hits Simmons on the back of the head, knocking him down.

Simmons: Ow, geez, the back of my head!

Scout: Sarge! That's Simmons! Not Grif!

Tex: What the hell are you doing!?

Church: Tex! It's me, Church! I've come to rescue you.

Tex: You're kind of short to be Church.

Church: What? Oh yeah, right. The armor.

Church leaves Sarge. Scout crouches near Simmons to see if he's alright.

Sarge: Hurk! What in Sam Hell? Where the- Who spit on my visor?

Church: Tex, there's not much time to explain, so I'm just gonna give you the summary here, okay? I'm a spirit now, and I'm trapped in the physical world. I possessed this Red guy so that I could sneak in to the base and rescue you while the rest of our guys run around out in the middle of the canyon dressed in black armor that they got from going through the teleporter.

Tex: ...Okay.

Church: What? That's it? Okay? You're not surprised by any of this?

Tex: No. It pretty much all makes sense.

Church: Not even the whole "Church is a ghost" thing? That didn't do anything for ya?

Tex: I can see right through you, it's pretty obvious...

Church: Okay, well, let me hop back in this guy, and we'll get outta here. And can you knock her out so she doesn't try and stop us.

Sarge: (as Church re-enters him) Huuurk!

Scout: No need. Just go. I have a patient to take care of.

Tex nods and leaves with church following her.

Outside Red Base

Caboose looking through the sniper rifle, with Tucker near him.

Tucker: What're you doing?

Caboose: One of the Reds has Tex. I'm going to shoot him, and kill him, and free Tex. Then Church will forgive me for killing him, and we will be friends.

Tucker: Oh, come on. You don't actually believe any of that, do you?

Caboose: (taking aim on Sarge's head) Ohhh, we're gonna be best friends.

Red Base

Church as Sarge, and Tex, outside the Red Base.

Church: Alright, I'll make one more distraction, then you run up to the teleporter and escape. Ready? One... Two... Three!

Caboose shoots Sarge in the head, and his body falls down.

Church: What the? Where did my body go? Oh, you've gotta be KIDDING me!

Caboose: Tucker did it!