What the hell is this book, you may ask?

Another cliche plot riding on the wings of someone else's good looks?

*Swishes glass of malt whiskey*

*Sips*

Ahhh, well at least it goes down smooth. Not like the truth always does.

Like the truth that one of these nitwits out here running around after glory, power, or some dame's skirt just so happens... to be a bloodthirsty werewolf.

My money is on Jungkook.

What say you?

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I wanted to practice POV, so I decided to write a short Red Riding Hood/Werewolf fanfiction where the omniscient narrator is the voice of one specific BTS member--and the rest show up as characters in the story, alongside a main original female character.

I'm also definitely procrastinating on House of Cards.

Anyhow, I was watching the 2011 Red Riding Hood movie around Halloween while I was cleaning my apartment. And it's so disappointing. It's the kind of movie I would love if it was done well, but it falls up sooooo short. So as I retell the story here, my narrator is going to be the ridealong sassy critic while we go.

Each member of BTS plays a following role:

Narrator

Red Riding Hood's Younger Brother

Deadbeat Uncle

Hot Blacksmith

Hot Woodcutter

'Van Helsing'

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