A/N: Remember I don't own PJO or HoO they belong to Rick Riordan. And Carmen Sandiego belongs to Netflix. Phoenix Calloway belongs to DiamondNoir101, she just requested the OC to be in this story. And oops I accidentally gave away a spoiler.... and Also this is not a chappie! Just something funny I felt like writing.

**** Still Phoenix's POV ****

"I....." Phoenix started but cut herself off. Idiot! You can't trust this girl yet! Come on! Make up a lie! 

"I'm going through that time of the month" Phoenix blurted out. Immediately Tori's eyes softened. Well, it wasn't exactly a lie it was that time of the month.

"I can't talk about this to the uhh... others?" I squeaked. Tori got up with determined light in her eyes.

"Girls Night" She stated like it was a fact. But a small part of me wondered if it was that bad of an idea. 

**** Tori's POV ****

I recalled how I and just about every girl had a huge Girls' night. I also remember that I almost murdered Percy then baked him cookies, Mood swings? Maybe. I clambered off the bed with an idea. 

"Meet me here in an hour, and wear PJ's," I told him to Phoenix. She smiled and nodded. 

"Bye!" She waved as she closed the door. I walked toward the shower and decided to have a long hot one. I came out to find my door open. Pulling on a bathrobe I armed myself with a walking stick (What can I say? That was the only thing nearby). There was a blonde boy on my balcony, I felt my shoulders sigh with relief. Luke's head snapped to attention. 

"I hope you weren't planning on using that" He looked wearily at the stick. I chuckled. 

"Nope. Thought it was someone else" I shrugged. His brain realized that I was wearing a bathrobe. Immediately he became a tomato. Luke the red-faced reindeer I mused.

"I... Uh...I'm...gonna... go" He stuttered and squeaked out. 

"Hey Luke, I might have to cancel dinner plans," I told him he looked crestfallen.

"Why?" He pouted.

"I'm helping Phoenix, it's a bad time," I told him before shoving him out of the room.

"But-" I cut him off by slamming the door. I set up a few things, blankets, pillows, and some darts to throw.

***** Luke's POV ****

Well, Tori just slammed the door shut on my face. I wonder what she meant by bad time? I saw El topo waving me over, I saw Tigress, Paperstar, and Le Cheve there as well.

"What did you do to get her so mad mon ami?" Le Cheve asked. I shook my head.

"Something about Phoenix having a bad time?" I muttered still furious that she'd canceled. Tigress and Paperstar looked at each other. 

"Excuse us," Paperstar said before dashing off.

"Women are confusing" El topo muttered. 

"Wonder what they are running off for," I thought out loud. A few minutes later I saw Tigress with a cart of food. 

"Who's that for?" I asked her. 

"None of you" She responded blankly then went to knock at Tori's door. 

"That's a bad idea-" I started. 

"Hey Tigress" Tori greeted as she opened the door. 

"I have some food, is Phoenix in there?" She asked her voice actually filled with concern. 

"Come on in" Tori responded. Paperstar rounded the corner and showed up with a ton of books. 

"What?" El topo grumbled. She shot him a glare.

"I have books. Twilight, and the Selection." Paperstar added as she knocked on the door. Tori once again opened, greeted her, and lead her in. Then one of the people I never thought would show up.... Madame Goldlove and she had ice cream.

"I'm officially utterly confused." Dash Haber announced appearing out of the shadows. 

"Same" I agreed. 

"Wonder what's going on there" Le Cheve muttered.

"It's like someone yelled AVENGERS ASSEMBLE! Except for this time every female on this boat is going to Tori's room!" I barked my mind filled with annoyance.

***** Tori's POV ****

Somehow word had gotten around that Phoenix was going through that time of the month. I had my room filled with VILE female agents and the male agents outside my door, confused.

"Idiots" I muttered before returning to the gathering.