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Keefe's Perfect Fix

"Have you? Because I seem to remember you having a bummer a few weeks and then everything went back to perfect Vacker-land. So where's my perfect fix? Why does it just keep spiraling and spiraling and spiraling?" - Keefe, Neverseen

I think Sophie will be Keefe's happy ending. He needs something in his life to go right. To go his way.

Starts Ranting at Sophie:

SOPHIE ELIZABETH FOSTER, WHY ARE YOU SO FREAKING OBLIVIOUS!? DON'T YOU SEE THE WAY KEEFE LOOKS AT YOU!? OR THE WAY HE COMFORTS YOU!? OR ACTUALLY ANY OF THE OTHER SIGNS HE GIVES YOU!? HE LIKES YOU DUMBASS!! ALSO FORKLE, WERE TWEAKING HER GENETICS, COULDN'T YOU HAVE MADE HER ANY LESS OBLIVIOUS!?!

I just needed to get that out of my system.