Seedfur: Are you sick of having to behave and waste time and effort following the warrior code? Well if you are, Seedfur's Hotel is the perfect place for you! Seedfur's Hotel is on a nice warm icky river, for you to swim and relax in! We also have zero food, perfect for going on an extreme diet. And the moss that we use for bedding is full of lots of black sand and thorns, guaranteed! The fee per night is one pizza from Mousefur's pizzeria!

Redwillow: Seedfur, how can you buy anything from a STARCLAN business!

Seedfur: What, I just want a pizza and we don't any pizzerias here! Anyhow, come to my hotel or else! NOW BYE! GET OUT!