This is my first chapter to write!!!!! This one's going to get so many more votes and comments than the lame stuff Seedfur, Breezepelt, and Redwillow posted. THIS IS MY VERSION OF HOW TIGERSTAR GOT HIS NINE LIVES!

Runningnose: Press your nose against the giant lightbulb.

Tigerclaw: It's not a lightbulb, it's a shiny stone. Wait, what's a lightbulb?

Runningnose: Go to sleep, it's past your bedtime.

*Tigerstar looks around confusedly, shakes his head, and presses his nose against the Moonstone*

*In StarClan*

(Tigerclaw looks around)

(Spottedleaf is on rollerblades, skating around. She almost crashes into Tigerclaw, but manages to swerve away from him just in time.)

Spottedleaf: Oops! Sorry!

Tigerclaw: What just happened...

(Leafpool and Squirrelflight magically appear in front of Tigerclaw. Squirrelflight is singing "Loved You First" by One Direction)

Leafpool: Hi! Guess what? We're from the future!!!!!

Tigerclaw: ....

(Leafpool and Squirrelflight disappear)

(Birchfall appears in his monster chasing Jayfeather, who also just appeared, and is driving around in the monster he stole from Runningwind)

Birchfall: You're not supposed to exist yet! You don't exist until The Sight and it's only A Dangerous Path...

Jayfeather: You're not supposed to exist until Midnight!!!!!!!!

(Leans out the window and sticks his tongue out at Birchfall)

Tigerclaw(confusedly): Ok, then..... what sight, and midnight tonight?

(Cloudpaw[me!] appears in front of him)

Cloudpaw: My cookies....all cookies are mine.....who are you? You seem familiar?

Tigerclaw: Uh....you're dead? I thought you're still alive?

(Cloudpaw starts saying a ridiculous cookie poem)

Cloudpaw: Four cookies! Five cookies! One for you and two for me! That's the way it is you see!

Ten cookies! Twenty cookies! All for me and none for you!  That's the way it is, it's true!

Hundred cookies! Thousand cookies! Yeah, yeah, that's fine! All cookies are mine!

Tigerclaw: UGH!!!!! THAT'S ENOUGH!!!!! YOU STARCLAN CATS ARE CRAZY! I'M LEAVING!

(Tigerclaw runs off)

Silverflame: Wait! Do you want a cheeseburger...

(Tigerclaw keeps running. He suddenly finds himself at the border between StarClan and the Dark Forest. Not knowing what the Dark Forest is, he runs into the black trees.)

(Suddenly, he finds himself inside a dark cave.)

Redwillow: Hi! Welcome to the Death Pizzeria! Would you like a deathberry pizza? Half price only today...

(Tigerclaw passes out)