(Warning: swearing, may get a but heated)

     So it has now been a few weeks since everyone moved in... It's been awful. Thomas complains everytime any of us do anything remotely romantic. He rolled his eyes when Remy proposed to Damian like what the fuck? So Patton and I came up with a plan.

    The only ones home are Patton, Thomas and me. Patton and I are sitting in my room on the phone with Patton's single friend named Jon Mozart or something like that. Well we invited Jon over and we are going to set Thomas and Jon up so Thomas will like romantic stuff or something. I hope this works.

    "Alright Jon. Thomas will be the one awnsering the door. Be flirty." Oh did I mention Jon is in on this? Patton continued talking to him for a minute before hanging up. "This is gonna be good." I said, chuckling. A few minutes later, the doorbell rang. "Thomas! Will you get that please?" Patton shouted. We heard a muffled yeah and that's when we snuck out of my room.

    Patton and I quietly flew up and stuck to the ceiling as we watched the scene unfold. Thomas awnsered the door, going wide eyed at the attractive man in front of him. "Hi! I'm Jon. I uh... I was told to come here." Thomas blinked a few times. "Oh uhm come in." Jon smiled and walked in. "So. What brings you here?" Thomas asked. "Well, im here for you actually." Thomas blushed bright red. This was so much fun to watch.

     "O-oh" Jon sat down on the couch. "So Tom, what things do you like?" Thomas thought a minute. "Uhm, Ukulele, flying, cartoons you know. Adult stuff?" That sounded more like a question. "Oh my god!" You have no idea Jon. "I love ukulele!"

    They seemed to be hitting it off. Then it fucking happened, Patton fell of the room and smacked hard into the ground. "Ow..." He murmured. I face palmed as Thomas and Jon went rushing over to him. "What happened?" Jon asked, helping Patton up. "I uh. Virge?" Dammit Pat! "What about him?" Welp. Time to tell another human. I let go of the ceiling and fell myself, landing ontop of Thomas. I chuckled when he groaned. "Dammit Virgil." He groaned. "No Thomas. GOD dammit" I chuckled.

    "Can someone explain to me what's going on?" Jon asked, looking around confused. "Thomas is god and I miss my boo" I said, probably sounding crazy to the mortal. Jon laughed. "Okay Virge. How much have you had to drink" hahaha. "He had a lot! Yeah, im so sorry about this." Thomas intervened, shooting me a look. I chuckled and got up off of Thomas, acting drunk. "Alright. Ill get the kiddo to lay down. Have fun on your date!" Patton said, leading me down the hall.

    I lost it as soon as we got into my room. Patton was laughing too. I cant wait to see how they turn out.

   A couple hours later, we were all chillin in the kitchen when Roman and Logan came charging in through the door. "Guys! We were out picking up groceries and you wont believe who we passed." Roman yelled. "Wow wow wow, calm down. Who was it?" Thomas asked. "Jackyl. Clear as day, it was Jackyl. He's out." We all froze, especially me. I couldn't hear anything else after that, my whole world silencing. He's out. Now he's going to pay. Before anyone saw, I snuck out of the house, summoning my sythe on the way.

   Im going to show that bastared who he messed with.

Last chapter you guys!

I hope you enjoyed this story and I hope you're having a great day/night!

Take it easy guys, gals, and my fellow non-binary pals! Peace out!

-Marsh