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Reaper was humming as he worked on some paperwork, one of his minions getting him more coffee.

What, you thought he did all this work by himself? Hell no, he wasn't that crazy!

 "Boss, I got more coffee!" The minion said happily, coming into the office with the padded cup. "Cool, set it down." Reaper said distractedly, reaching out once it was put down and going to take a sip...

Then instantly spitting it out. It felt like lava it was so hot! "WHAT THE HECK-?!" While his eyes watered and his mouth burned, he managed to see the cup and the logo. McDonald's.

"MCDONALD'S ISN'T ON THE LIST! THERE'S A REASON WE DON'T DRINK THAT PISS THEY CALL COFFEE!" he shouted, gingerly setting the cup down to prevent burns. The minion blinked. "But.. I drink their coffee?"

Reaper stared at the other monster for a very long time. This was why he didn't let others get his coffee.

This was why.