Deh neh neh neh neh neh neh deh neh neh neh neh neh -Never Be Alone by theFatRat

Once upon a time there was a miniature turnip. It was very very lonely, for he smelled terrible and no one wanted to be around him.
One day, there a tsunami in his tiny little hut deep in the jungle, and it killed every one of his gingerbread men.
The turnip was so sad, that he wept tears of wine. He cried so much, that we was able to start his own wine company.
Soon after he started his wine company, he discovered Shrek. And he realized what a good worker Shrek was for the wine company.
Mr. Turnip hired Shrek and payed him with Donald Trump hairs, for they were very valuable back then.
After some time Shrek realized Donald Trump hair was worthless, and decided to quit his job and move on with life.
Mr. Turnip was very hurt by this move, for he had grown very fond of Shrek. So he decided to track him down and kill him.
Mr. Turnip prepped for his journey and then left to track down Shrek.
After crossing scorching desserts, such as Cookie Desert, and frigid ice-cream mountain tops, Mr. Turnip finally found Shrek.
Shrek was devouring his home made dinner, Nyan Cat with extra sprinkles.
Mr. Turnip set up his sniper rifle outside his window of his newly found igloo. Right before he pulled the trigger, a magical foot appeared.
"Don't kill this man!" The foot said. Mr. Turnip looked up to see who the magical foot belonged to and saw the well-known Pretzel King. Immediately Mr. Turnip fell to his knees and kissed the Pretzel King's feet.
"Oh! Please, there is no need for this behavior!" The Pretzel King exclaimed.   Mr. Turnip had recently been diagnosed with anger issues, and hated being told what to do or someone disagreeing with him. Since the Pretzel King had done both of these, Mr. Turnip turned around and shot him. Soon after this he turned around and shot Shrek.
In the distance, he heard police sirens. Mr. Turnip knew he had to hide, so he found some old clothes and turned himself into a scarecrow named Turnip Head.
The police passed by and Turnip Head hopped away, never to be seen again.
(Or did he???)

This may come to a shock to you, but I do not own Shrek or Howl's Moving Castle... Or Nyan Cat.