Month's before I made this book,I made a really shitty chapter in my old art book about BFDI characters talking about vulgar stuff.

And most of them was about Match being a virginity stealer.

Tonight,I will bring back these ancient stories...

A RANDOM THING

*at a house,it doesn't belong to either one of them.so they are literally breaking and entering.*

Match:Hey Pence-Pence,do you wanna play Spongey Cake?

Pencil:Haha,sure.

Pencil:Oh,shit,I don't have a pencil.

Match:K.

Pencil:Do you have a match?

Match:Haha no.

Pencil:Then how the fuck can we play Spongey Cake.

Match:*pervert face*

Pencil:Oh.

Match:*continues making the pervert face*

Pencil:Oh no.

Match:*Makes the pervert face so much to the fact it doesn't look safe to look at*

Pencil:Can you tone that down a bit.

Match:K.

*Goes to pervert face level 9.Match was originally at pervert face level 10.*

Pencil:K.

Pencil:Now let's play Spongey Cake.But this time,it's real.

Match:K.

Later,

*The whole fucking house is on fire.*

Match:*Still on fire* Aw yeeeh.That was good. Right,Pence-Pence?

*Pencil doesn't reply because she's still in the house being burnt to death,omg Match you monster.*

Match:K.

*Looks at Ruby.*

Match:Hey,Rooby Doo.Wanna play spongey cake?

Ruby:Lolk but don't tell Bubble.

Match:K.

MATCH THE VIRGINITY STEALER

Match:I just fucked your bitch in some gucci flip flops.

Bubble:Oh.

Ruby:I told you not to tell bitch.

Match:To late.

Bubble:Where's Pencil?

Match:I fucked her to death.

Bubble:Oh.

Pencil:I lived bitch.

Match:Oh.

Pencil:And now we have children.

Match:Oh.

Children:Hi bitch.

Match:We are both girls.

Pencil:I am secretly a man.

Match:That means that I should be pregnant.

Pencil:Oh.

*Children don't exist*
*Pencil is no longer a man*

Pencil:You fucked Ruby bitch.

Match:Y e a h.

Bubble:Why you do this Match.

Match:We can play Spongey Cake and the pain can go away.

Bubble:K.

Ruby:Bitch.

Pencil:Bitch.

*Book and Icy watch in the backround.*

Icy:I'm so glad that I'm not gay.

Book:*Pervert face*Or are you?

ERASER THE VIRGINITY STEALER

Eraser:You fuck a lot of people.

Match:Y e a h.

Eraser:Fuck me.

Match:I only do girls.

Eraser:Bitch.I will challenge you.

Eraser:I will fuck every man alive.

Match:K.I will fuck every girl.

Eraser:K.

*And so they do*

Match:I did it.

Eraser:So did I.Even Spongey.

Match:Ew.

???:Ahem.

*Both of them look behind*

*it's all the people they fucked*

Everyone:We have children.

Children:Hi bitch.

Eraser and Match:That is not possible.

Everyone:Oh.

*children don't exist*

Eraser and Match:Yay.

Eraser:We should form a group.

Match:K

Eraser:We are now called The Virginity Stealers.

Match:K.

*And so they are now superheroes who's ultimate goal is to fuck everyone and everything*