Alrighty kids.

I see you have got an interesting interest in my terrible crack book.

That's nice.

But you need to know about every character in this book before I let the insanity ensue.

So here's a character introduction page :)

(In alphabetical order)

BLOCKY

-Is an actual serial killer 

-Prolly is into BDSM

-Hurts people cuz it's actually really funny how they scream for mercy xd

BUBBLE

-Dies once every hecking hour

-Obssessed with this one purple fruit

-Has a weird accent that's traced to the unhealthy amount of purple fruit she eats

COINY

-Extremely sexually attracted to pointy things.

-Might be into BDSM,as well hmmm...

-Can't choose between two pointy people

ERASER

-His whole family thinks he's gay

-He might be tho...

-Likes all kinds of "Cake" if you know what I mean

FIREY

-Makes hundreds mixtapes

-Won the whole contest because of his hotness

-also very random

FLOWER

-Physical representation of a THOT

-Prolly uses the dog filter and drinks pumpkin spice lattes and watches unhealthy amounts of Netflix like the thot she it.

-Prolly killed more people then Blocky.

GOLF BALL

-Filled with a little too many holes

-A little too obsessed with numbers

-She's also a bossy bitch

ICE CUBE

-She is evil

-Says the same things all the time

-She can rip open your soul with her eyes

LEAFY

-Don't mistake her as that one lizard YouTuber

-went from Justice to Hot Topic real quick.

-She's also an expert wilderness survivor.

MATCH

-Really wants to smash

-Look at that smug bitch,ugh

-She's really HOT haha get it?

NEEDLE
-Might be a feminist,hm...

-She's also poor

-Expert ass slapper

PEN

-Won't lose his virginity cause he never loses.

-Will jump off a bridge if his friends did.

-He's also an extreme kleptomaniac

PENCIL
-Owns a rape van.

-Also she's a trap

-Likes to sing songs about doing everyday things.

PIN

-Used to be red

-Was crippled once

-Now is a member of the KKK

ROCKY
-Extreme sickness

-Is cute for some reason

-BULLEH

SNOWBALL
-rly angry 

-Really ableist to armless people

-Expert hang-glider

SPONGY
-Really fat

-And wet

-Also is very smelly

TEARDROP
-She has no voice

-She's still evil tho

-Might of filed a rape charge before

TENNISBALL

-Will never find love

-Doesn't know how to walk

-I like his voice

WOODY
-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

-Vocabulary consists of whining and screaming

-Might have autism