So my struggle most of the time shifting was trying to get Draco Malfoy to like me because....do I really need to explain myself?

But let me just say he started out hating me even though I apologized for acting like a dumbass the first time we met, am a pureblood, a Slytherin, and HIS TYPE (according to other people who've shifted and met him)

Like he tried to push me down some stairs numerous times like WTF?

I was just done with his shit one day so as I was walking to potions with Pansy and this man has the audacity to walk by and say "You better hope I don't catch you by the stairs again. This time I'll actually make sure your ass goes tumbling down."

Literally I was not having it. I fucking stopped in place, gave Pansy my bag, and told her I'd see her in class later.

Pansy's not dumb. She left but was like "okay be don't be too rough."

Draco tried to walk away but I grabbed his arm and was like, "What the actual fuck is your deal? I've been nothing but a decent human being to you and frankly, you can't say that for many people here. And you still treat me like shit. Well, I'm done being decent now. You have a problem with me, say it to my face instead of dancing around it like a little bitch."

I got in his face and shit...he started backing away from me and he was shook because I don't think anyone has talked to him like that. I think he was sort of impressed but I was pissed off I didn't care.

I shoved him against the corridor wall (no not kinky shut up) I pushed him and his head sort of thumped against the wall but his back was against it. "No, Draco. You should watch your ass and better hope I don't find you near the moving stairs. I'll kick you down them and I'm not like you. I won't hesitate."

I walked to potions after that and Pansy was like "Tell me everything. And Blaise was like "Did you kill him?"

I'm glad I told Draco those things because after that Draco actually started being kind of nice to me.

The first thing he did was save me a plate of some breakfast even most of it was gone. When he gave it to me, I was like, "Uh, dude. What are you doing?"

And he goes, "I'm being a decent human being."

I swooned for him after that. HARD.

He would huff when I said I don't know how to tie my tie but he'd do it for me anyway. He'd wake me up at 4 in the morning just to give me gossip like he knows fucking everything going on. We'd sneak down to the kitchen for food late at night.

And he thinks I'm kind of ridiculous but in a good way. I'd flirt with him a lot and he'd always roll his eyes (thank god I scripted I had confidence)

My clumsy ass fell down some stairs when we were walking to the great hall like no one even pushed me. It was my doing on my own.

Draco actually walks over and asks, "Hey, you all right?"

I literally sit up on my elbows and was like, "Well, I guess you can say...I fell for you."

He almost laughed but he pulled me up and rolled his eyes and said "That was incredibly stupid."

It was but he almost smiled so it was a win for me.

I bonded enough with Draco I got him, Pansy, and Blaise to try 🌿 in the room of requirements.

Let me just say they don't know shit on what to do. I literally lit the end of a joint and passed it around to see how they would do.

Fucking Blaise and Draco both swallowed the smoke they inhaled, coughed so bad.

I was smacking Draco's back but I look at Blaise was like your name is literally fucking Blaise. He didn't know wtf I meant.

Pansy got the hang of it though first try after I showed them how. She's also low-key stingy with a joint. She'll fucking inhale a lot and I'll be like "Bitch, we talked about this. Puff, puff, pass."

30 minutes later, I'm doing a handstand in the corner, Pansy is giggling at anything and everything, Blaise is laying on his side just vibing, Draco is the most unwind I've ever seen him.

Draco is lying down on the floor with his tie undone and wearing my sunglasses (brought them because when I get stoned, I can't stand light). He looks really cute in sunglasses btw... And he's also really touchy like this man does not hold back when he's stoned.

We sat in a circle and this boy kept leaning on me, resting his head in my lap, smelling my hair (I scripted I smell like Vanilla so...), playing with my fingers.

Me:

And his laugh is so cute. I fell over, landing on my back while doing the hand-stand and he, Pansy, and Blaise were all laughing. And his little giggles are everything.

God, I'm such a sucker for him.

And every time we got stoned...yes there were multiple times...he opens up more and basically speaks his thoughts.

Here some of the things I remember him saying:

"Why's the sky blue? Why can't it be green or orange?"

"I can't feel my legs." Panic. "DOES THAT MEAN I'M GONNA LOSE MY LEGS?! DOES MADAM POMFREY IS GOING TO CUT OFF MY LEGS! I DON'T WANT TO LOSE MY LEGS I LOVE MY LEGS!"

Omg, he's so dramatic, and for WHAT?!

"We should do this more often."

"Hayley, I have an important question. I'm going to die if I don't get an answer...Does my ass look good?"

And when we walk to class after he's a little stoned, he stumbles over his own-feet nonstop like I have to help him up every 10 minutes and he won't stop stealing my sunglasses like I NEED THOSE TOO.

So those who have heard about Draco or don't get the hype about him, I'll move onto another story.

In my scripting chapter, I noted I had a few horror stories because I didn't script that I can't pregnant.

This was before I started dated anyone and I had my thing going on with Draco.

I wasn't getting my period for a month. I told Pansy this and she was like "Maybe you're pregnant."

I laughed and then I got scared like shit my period IS late. We stole some pregnancy tests from a muggle studies class (I don't take that class I already live a muggle life in my cr).

I took them and the whole time I was fucking panicking like: Oh shit I could be having George Weasley's baby...

Pansy asked me what I was going to do if I was I was like "Isn't there a spell to...idk...like fetus deletus?"

The look she gave me I shut up right away. Okay nevermind.

The tests came back negative and my dumbass realized I haven't been having my period because I scripted that I can't.

We go back to the common room and Blaise asked "Where have you been? We're supposed to go to Hogsmeade today."

God, I love Pansy but she ratted me out. "She had to take a test to find out if she was with child."

Blaise:

Me:

Draco: (the closest one I could find to his facial expression)

As soon as Pansy spoke, this boy treated me like I'm a fucking child and Blaise says "This should be good."

Draco hit me with many questions.

"Who would've been the father?"

"Who did you do it with?"

"You should've been smarter than that."

"Are you with child?"

"What are you going to do?"

When I told him the test was negative. he calmed down but still wanted to know who it was. I'm not gonna tell him it was George so he can go back to hating me again, I just kept blowing him off.

I told Fred though about this scare I had and his response:

"Too bad it wasn't true. I would've loved to be an uncle to a mini you and George."

Like I love Fred and George with all my heart but wtf goes on in their heads.

George's reaction: "Oh, well I'm kind of glad it wasn't true. Mum would've killed me. If it were true though...our children would be beautiful."

I fucking can't with them.

I have more stories with them, schoolwork, me actually dating, and a few random ones with the golden trio but let me know if you wanna hear them.

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