So here's another story from my first time shifting to Hogwarts. Some of you know it so...sorry if you heard it.

I also forgot to add, since I'm in Slytherin Blaise and Pansy are my good friends.

Pansy isn't actually as much of a bitch as I thought she'd be...when I scripted her as not being into Draco because...I don't like competition. She was a good friend and roommate like my first day there I went to class wearing an untied Slytherin tie. The second day we got ready together and she taught me how to tie my Slytherin tie. Also since she's not into Draco she's LGBT so I think she's pan or bi.

I am too so like...I got options if I can't get with someone.

Blaise is pretty chill for the most part. He's also one of those people who likes to sit on the couch and watch drama play out like it's a TV show. I do too that's why we get along so well.

Blaise and I sit together in the common room and sometimes watch drama between couples unfold or two best friends fighting. And sometimes we'll be like "Oop don't get there, girl." Or "Oh damn, he went there."

At this time, Draco still barely talked to me sadly but he never pushed me down the stairs or threw apples at me so yay.

So the next story, I am actually telling you is about one of the Weasley twins.

So you know how in the Goblet of Fire when Ron tries to ask Hermione to the ball as the last resort in the great hall?

Well, it was like that only it was study hall in the great hall and it wasn't Professor Snape keeping an eye it was Professor Flitwick. I was sitting in between Pansy and Blaise focused on my notes...for the most part.

Like magic at Hogwarts is honestly mind-blowing, it really is. Even if you slightly fangirl a little too much for making a feather levitated but I was there for almost a month and no action at all.

Like no flirting from anyone when I scripted I was basically Megan Fox. Nothing.

I was halfway through my notes and was quietly like, "Fuck, I'm like really horny. I need to get laid."

Don't judge me everyone there is hot.

Pansy laughed while Blaise rolled his eyes at me. I thought they were the only ones that heard me but I guess not because George quickly slides a note to me...he and Fred were sitting across from us.

I opened it and in it was written 'Heard your little problem. Wanna me to help you with it?'

Internally I was...

...I'll just say I was something else.

I tried to look calm but my eyes were huge as I look at him and mouth "

Are you joking?"

He just looks at me and just shrugs with a stupid smile. That BOY knows he's fine I swear to God.

I just wrote back on the note. 'Where and when?'

He read it with that fucking smile and wrote back on it 'Seventh floor across from the tapestry of Barnabas the Barmy and right now.'

I knew it was the room of requirements I just didn't know how he knew...the map I guess from last year IDK.

I gasped out loud and Pansy looked at me and asked, "What's wrong with you?"

I said, "I have no fucking idea."

I look at Fred this time and he's just like

I already knew right away that George must've told him or something because George was still grinning even though he pretended to be focused on his work.

My ass jumped up and I gave my notebook to Professor Flitwick but when I go back to the table to grab my things, I look at George and wink at him.

I heard Fred say, "Go get Wheezy, Georgie."

That's what they call me "Wheezy". Just a reminder.

I can't stress this enough. If you go to Hogwarts, be careful on the stairs. My clumsy ass almost slipped off the edge numerous times and nos I make unnecessary stops in the middle of the stairs to see if they'll move.

I waited outside the wall where the Room of Requirements was. I was looking at my feet the entire time waiting and then someone covered my eyes and George whispered in my ear, "You came."

My dumb, nervous ass joked and said, "Hopefully I will in a few moments."

Please don't judge me I'm basically a female version of Richie Tozier like I'm a trash mouth in my cr and in my dr.

He laughed, grabs my hand, and is like "Yeah, you will be."

Me:

The room of requirement basically looked like one of those really fancy hotel rooms when we went in.

Yes, we did it just moments later.

Let me just say having sex with George Weasley is never awkward. It's intimate yeah but it's sometimes filled with so many laughs and stupid jokes he makes that make you feel more at ease.

He also doesn't know what condoms are because y'know-muggle stuff. So script you can't get knocked up.

That also wasn't a one time thing between George and I. We did it more than once but it never really turned into anything else because he knew I was crushing heavily on Draco.

And the only people who knew about this were Fred, George and me but...you can't really get anything past Mrs. Weasley.

I spent a week at the Weasley burrow and the moment I started talking casually with George, she made us sit down for...a talk.

She listed off some of the rules she had...there weren't very many but she concluded on her most emphasized rule.

George and I were to leave the bedroom doors of the rooms we stay in open.

I agreed because I wanted to be respectful and she was letting me stay there but George objected, "But mum, why?"

Mrs. Weasley replied, "You know exactly why, George. You'll understand one day when you have kids."

And then that asshole says this, "But mum, how am I suppose to have kids if you won't even let me in Hayley's room?"

Fred is in the kitchen laughing his ass off with Ginny and Ron while I'm thinking, "Fuck. She's gonna kick me out because of this dummy."

She didn't but she just said, "Those are the rules and that's final."

She walked away and I grab George by the shirt as he's laughing and I shake him in embarrassment yelling, "I'll kill you!"

George was laughing and replied, "You can't kill me. You like our fun too much."

He did have a point though. But our "thing" went on for almost two months until I actually got in a relationship which our thing ended but we're still great friends.

I have more stories of smoking pot with Draco, Blaise and Pansy, my relationships, some scares I had, etc.

I'll try and post another method/story later but I'm crowded with homework right now.

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