So I shifted Hogwarts about a few days ago and here's how it all started.

I did the raven and pillow method (I'll post chapters about these methods later) and I actually fell asleep. The next thing I know, woke up in the Slytherin dorms and I knew it was the dorms because of the snake rug on the floor, every color in there was emerald green and there was an owl just chilling on the window. I...freaked out like:

So I got up, got dressed into the school Slytherin uniform from my trunk (IT HAD MY NAME ON IT AND EVERYTHING). My first class was potions which I found out from a helpful Slytherin prefect. I scripted I knew the castle well...let me to tell you I'm glad i did because Hogwarts is fucking HUGE...

I made it to potions class almost late and when I got there, Professor Snape looked at me and threatened to take away 5 points from Slytherin if I showed disruptive behavior again. I went to go sit down at an empty table in the class and barely looked up and saw the back of his blond head....

It was HIM I fucking KNEW RIGHT AWAY IT WAS DRACO A TABLE AHEAD IN FRONT OF ME I LEGIT ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK. He's been my crush since I was like 5-years-old (don't judge me). I was the definition of this:

I GASPED OUT LOUD WHEN I SAW HIM AND HE TURNED AROUND AND LOOKED AT ME WITH AN ALMOST WEIRDED OUT LOOK...I nearly fell out of my seat-not even joking I almost did. And thank god Snape was busy lecturing some hufflepuff student because that would've ended bad if he saw me.

But Draco muttered "weird" under his breath and focused back on the class. But I couldn't focus at all-I WAS IN FUCKING HOGWARTS FOR GOD'S SAKE.  

I don't know what happened next, I leaned forward almost across the table and I smelled him idk the actual fuck I was thinking but low-key I don't regret it. 

The fans were right-he smells like ACTUAL APPLES AND MINT.

Goyle who was sitting next to Draco noticed what I was doing whispered something to Draco to the point Draco turned around and asked, "What the hell are you doing?" 

My ass squeaked and practically picked up a book, hiding my face behind it. I know-it was bad.

He said "You can't hide behind that book forever." I just nodded like "Yes I can." 

Snape saw us and said "Mr. Malfoy, Miss Garcia [he knew my name i-] did I give you permission to speak in my class?" 

I actually spoke up (with the book still in front of my face). "No sir. It's my fault. I distracted him." I was a mess, I kept stuttering and my face was pretty much on fire from how red it was turning. And it turns really fucking red when I'm embarrassed.  

He said, "I told you about your behavior Miss Garcia. Five points from Slytherin." 

Draco looked back at me like "Yeah that's right, be glad you're smart enough to get me out of trouble or else you'd see what would happen to you after class."

Me:

He mostly ignored me after that except speaking and sitting beside me when he had to...or when I stole the empty seat beside him other classes before Crabbe or Goyle could. 

So despite scripting I'm a pureblood, Slytherin witch, he still threatened to kick my ass. Just fucking great. 

He made that face at me-that means he's not at all impressed. I used to think it was hot now I know I fucked up if he makes that face at me now.

I'm attracted to Draco Malfoy but he is low-key one scary motherfucker.

That was my first time meeting Draco Malfoy-needless to say it was bad and embarrassing. 

Some of you heard this story which I kind of feel bad for retelling it so here's my friendship with the golden trio and more.

So Harry was mostly chill with me...let me just say he's sassy AF like he constantly rolls his eyes or uses sarcasm like it's his own language. I speak sarcasm fluently but he's like a fucking master at it.

Ron is really much my homie like he's a really good friend. He does eat a lot btw and he's really nice but he makes it super obvious he's got eyes for Hermione. Walking to class with him is cool because he basically sneaks food in his bag and he offers only me some because I eat just as much as him.

Hermione is cool, we have lots of laughs together. She also gets me out of trouble whenever I screw up and I'm thankful for that. She'll also drop anything and everything if you bring up studying in the library with her. Half the time I'd get her sidetracked from the books and she's smacked me over the head with one because I kept doing it lots of times. And I would mispronounce spells just to have her correct me.

She caught on to what I was doing and hits me with a book when I do it on purpose but I'm always laughing.

I met Fred and George since I scripted (yeah I'm a year 4 student and they're two years older but c'mon) I share at least one class with them-charms. MY FUCKING GOD THEY'RE FUCKING TALL. I have to kind of stretch my neck to look up at them (I'm like 5'7" and they're like 6'3").

Meeting them for the first time wasn't as embarrassing but it was still bad. 

The first time I met them, I sat across from them and in class, we were studying quietly and out of nowhere, they started mocking me. Like my writing, the face I make when I'm trying focus they over exaggerate it though like I sort of scrunch up my eyebrows and nose, they overdo it. And when I looked up and saw them, I busted out laughing when Professor Flitwick (yeah he was teaching that class of course) looked at me with concern, I covered it with loud coughing while they're both grinning so smug at me behind his back.

And once you get to know them and hang out with them, they're both really nice and always have a habit of making me laugh with their stupid jokes and pranks. 

They make me laugh so much (more than anyone in school) and I sometimes let out this quiet wheeze when I laugh really hard. They caught onto it and nicknamed me "Wheezy". I even told them, that's so fucking stupid but they stick to it anyway.

This is only one of my stories so far and I have many others like teaching the twins Gen Z slang and dating and other good things. 

I'll try to post later for methods but I might be busy today.