Who created the art of waking up?

Seriously, why can't sleep just be like:

Me: I'm ready for bed. 

Me: *goes to sleep*

Me: *in my dream* Hey... i think it's about time to wake up now...

Me: *eyes shoot open* Yeah! Let's get ready for the day! 

Seriously! I hate that feeling of when you wake up, like you just walked through a war zone. Your eyes don't want to work, your breathing gets off balanced again, your stomach growls, and your body is part zombie. 

It takes so much just to pull myself out of bed, and then an hour later, you expect me to take a test? *shakes head* Uh uh. Nope. Not gonna happen. 

(partly because it's summer and partly because it is just stupid and mean)

Science has proven that the brain doesn't fully function until 10 am. This is evidence that school needs to start later. 

See? 

Anyway, waking up sucks. Especially if you're in the middle of an AWESOME dream. 

For example: You're dreaming about your crush sweeping you off your feet and carrying you into the sunset. And right as you're about to kiss, you wake up! What is with that?!

So. Not. Fair. 

If you're gonna give me a dream, let me find out the end! It's like putting a book down that your only got halfway through. 

*sigh* I have to leave on a trip in, like, 15 minutes and I'm still in my pjs. But I thought you would like an update... This one was a quick one, but I'll update other stuff when I get back.

I hope you have an awesome week! I'll miss you all!