What are people while trying to do when they have short shorts or skirts?

What are they trying to accomplish?

I know I know... In style and all, but seriously? I really don't want to see your bottom...

Seriously!

What the stuff?!

Give me ONE good reason it is okay to wear them.

Do they have magical powers? Do they give you intense beauty?

NO.

Sure, some people look pretty good in them, but most people.... aren't.

Sorry, not trying to be mean, but seriously.

Short shorts really don't need to be popular...