alright bitches!! reunion on the come up, it's time to submit your votes!!

remember, you are not limited to the husbands, even though they will be the only ones at the actual reunion.

[ c a t e g o r i e s ]

• most likely to accidentally spill your tea

• most likely to pop off at any given time

• most chill

• least chill / pettiest

• roast god / the hands

*[ best verbal-physical fighter ]

• cutest

• most genuine/kind

• most likely to expose you just for fun

*[ lmao who's the messy bitch who lives for drama?? ]

• fan favorite

*[ does not have to be a husband ]

• least likely to have [ more ] kids

• cutest couple

[ please leave an in line comment next to your choice; it'll be easier for me ]

- seokjin & hana

- namjoon & eunmi

- hoseok & chaeun

- jungkook & nayoung

- taehyung & jangmi

- yoongi & seulgi

- jimin & soohyun

• dynamic duo

- yoongi & taejoon

- seokjin & hoseok

- seokjin & yoongi

- jimin & taehyung

- joe biden & barack obama

- jungkook & yoongi

- namjoon & hoseok

- namjoon & jimin

- jimin & jungkook

- yoongi & hoseok

• best character development

• funniest

• fakest

• best commentary

[ q u e s t i o n s ]

not all questions will be answered.

especially if i feel they are repetitive; i will not use all of them. if you, suzy, and jeanine all ask "who's taejoon's daddy" there's a 1 in 3 chance i'm picking your question out of that bunch.

basically, the less generic the q, the more likely it is to get answered.

comment your questions at the corresponding husband's name; if the character you have questions for is not a husband, there is a section at the bottom of the list titled miscellaneous. leave the name of the character that the question is directed to.

and listen i know the wives are under their husbands' names but don't leave questions for them there. i just put them there for you in case you forgot.

questions for the wives, like any other secondary cast members, go under miscellaneous.

pd: can you describe yourself in ten words or less?

KIM SEOKJIN:
"your ideal sugar daddy"

wife: hana

$

JUNG HOSEOK:
"the dad husband with a vengeance"

wife: chaeun

$

MIN YOONGI:
"the man, the homie, the legend"

wife: seulgi

$

KIM NAMJOON:
"ikea king by day, conspiracy theorist by night"

wife: eunmi

$

KIM TAEHYUNG:
"the multilingual bottle blond hubby. that's less than ten words right?"

wife: jangmi

$

PARK JIMIN:
"sweet honey bun and occasional bad bitch"

wife: soohyun

$

JEON JUNGKOOK:
"cute youngin' slowly losing his chill but it's aight"

wife: nayoung

$

MISCELLANEOUS:
may include taejoon, the wives, the church choir, etc.

and lastly, to you, what was your favorite episode?

hopefully there'll be another episode up by next week but knowing me it's probably coming next leap year lmao so in the meantime read hella smut and start wearing less and going out more!! be a hoe!! be a scammer!! be who you wanna be !!

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