You were having a conversation with yourself, as usual.
"Hey me, how's it going?"
"Way better since you were born."
"Hehe you crack me up, me."
"Like an egg?"
"No, like a coconut."

You laughed so hard at yourself.

Suddenly, the mailman (who had a crush on you) knocked on your door. He had a "special package".

You open the door and see he has a gift box near his genatals.
"Ma'am, I have a 'special' package for ya~" he wiggled his eyebrows.

You kicked the gift with a lot of force, causing the gift (and his dick) to fly off.