So, you were chilling in your house and listening to your INTENSE MUSIC. Its not so intense due to the sound, its more like the lyrics are hardcore and the music is punk. You are enjoying yourself until you see something in the window. You turn to look, but just see a letter taped to your window in a pink envelope decorated in tomatoes. Curious and bored, you pick open your window, sit on the sill, and close it slightly. You rip the envelope off your window, and get inside your room, not closing the window. You open it and suddenly feel a chill run up your spine and the feeling of being watched. You're too scared to look behind you at your window. You open the envelope in curiosity.
"My dear (y/n),
I have been watching you for a while.
-Your Lover"
That was all it said. You looked at the letter in disappointment. You turn around and see a man a few years older than you perched in your window with a younger looking man with a strange curl. You look at them confused. They climb into your room and you begin to panic.
"What are you doing?" You say quietly, your music still blaring. The man looks at you with a smile and you realize he looks kind of handsome. Immediately upon realizing this, every romantic anime you've seen or every romantic manga you've ever read comes back to you. However, you also remember this is the real world and you could get raped or murdered. The man walks up to you and you run to pick up a rolled-up poster board you use to hit people with.
"S-stay back..." You say while holding it in front of you. He gives you a somewhat serious and intense stare. You don't know it but he has on his CONQUISTADOR look. You sink to your knees and look up at him.
"Lemme put on my headphones and close my eyes before you do anything else." You say while walking over to your desk where the man with the curl is messing around with your stuff.
"Hey you! Leave that alone!" You growl while pulling him away by the curl. He emits a strange noise before mumbling, "Bastard..." And walking over to the other man. You grab your phone which is blaring My Chemical Romance. You put on your tomato shaped headphones and you see both the men give you a strange look. 'What's up with them and tomatoes?' You think to yourself. You cover your face with your long sleeves and feel yourself being lifted and cuddled by strong arms. He carries you out the window.
"YOU ARE EXTREMELY ATTRACTIVE AND YOU SMELL LIKE TOMATOES AND I REALLY WANT TO KISS YOU BUT SINCE I DONT KNOW YOU, YOU LEFT ME A CREEPY NOTE, BROKE INTO MY HOUSE, AND ARE ABOUT TO KIDNAP ME, I CANT!!!!" You yell while going into hysterics. He clutches onto you tightly and roughly kisses your cheek.
"Please be quiet. I love you very much and I just want you for myself." He said in a Spanish accent. You shut your mouth and focus on the music coming through your headphones. You check your playlist for a specific song. You find it and put on repeat until the lyrics are burned into your mind. You open your eyes when you are thrown on something soft. You open your eyes and see that it's a bed that looks exactly like yours, but with pictures of you and him photoshopped together. You gulp and look up at him. He looks down on you with a terrifying mixture of love and accomplishment. He looks like he would start chanting "She's mine she's mine she's mine" over and over. He crawls over next to you and leans in for a kiss which you back away from until he gets frustrated and puts you in his lap and kisses your cheek. By this point you're pretty sure you're about to get raped.
"Please don't hurt me..." You say in a pathetic voice, hoping to get some sympathy from the extremely attractive Spanish man.
"Why would I hurt you? I just want to hold you and love you and have you be mine forever..." He says cutely and innocently.
"I swear if you weren't my stalker I'd marry you in a heartbeat." You say. He smiles and cuddles you. He pulls the two of you under the covers and begins to sleep. You are terrified and relieved. Relieved that you're still a virgin and terrified you're still with your stalker. Eventually you fall asleep. You wake up the next morning and see that he's still asleep. You also see that the man with the curl is watching the both of you intensely and you begin to feel uncomfortable. He crawls into the bed and jumps on the Spanish man while yelling in a heavy Italian accent, "Wake up Bastardo Spain!" The Spanish man sits up and cuddles with the Italian man.
"Buenos Dias Romano!" He says while the Italian blushes and points to the girl(you). Spain looks over at you and scoops you into his arms.
"Buenos Dias (y/n)!" He says while kissing your cheek.
"G-good morning S-Spain..." You say while Romano glares at you. Spain sees your troubled gaze and looks over to his boyfriend.
"This is my boyfrien but, I love you to so you don't have to be jealous." He says.
"If you already have a boyfriend, them why do you need me?" You say. He smiles, giggles and kisses you. The Italian looks like he wants to strangle you.
"You two are just going to have to get along." Spain says while giving you two a scary look. Romano doesn't seem to care, but you are terrified.
And you continue to be terrified for the rest of your life.